Jordan can’t win because he’s too much of an asshole - only the MAGA crazies will vote for him. Scalise can’t win because he’s not enough of an asshole - the MAGA crazies won’t vote for him.

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King of Tωitter · Jul 26, 2023 · 12:02 PM UTC

King of Tωitter@TonyNoland26 Jul 2023

Probably the best part of this video is when they drive under a sign that says PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Yeah, no kidding.

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Laura Marston · Jul 22, 2023 · 6:39 PM UTC

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Laura Marston@Kidfears9922 Jul 2023

We literally all died, Rob. We died. 100% of the time.

Rob@RobLibertarian22 Jul 2023

Replying to @ninaturner @TheDoorOfNight

So what did people do before insulin was invented?

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Sesame Chiccen · Jul 8, 2023 · 10:41 PM UTC

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@Loccdawggg8 Jul 2023

Never seen a “boy what the fuck” so clearly

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Classical Studies Memes · Jul 8, 2023 · 8:39 PM UTC

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@CSMFHT8 Jul 2023

I think that's an SPQR code

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@Thinkwert7 Jul 2023

This QR Code takes you to a website for a garum restaurant in Pompeii that hadn’t updated since 79 AD.

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Gail Simone 💙💛 · Jul 7, 2023 · 6:36 PM UTC

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Gail Simone 💙💛@GailSimone7 Jul 2023

I still like twitter. For selfish reasons (that I have thousands of people here I enjoy talking with) I have stayed on. But it does seem to be more welcoming to the people who want it to be an outhouse than to those who want it to be something a little less turd-filled. 11/

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Jessica Hagy · Jul 6, 2023 · 8:09 PM UTC

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Jessica Hagy@jessicahagy6 Jul 2023

Another baby? Well, damn.

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Zack Labe · Jul 6, 2023 · 5:14 PM UTC

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Zack Labe@ZLabe6 Jul 2023

With ice growth remaining slow, the record #Antarctic sea ice anomaly (negative departure from average) continues to somehow get larger in size... Seasonal cycle graphs at zacklabe.com/antarctic-sea-i…. More info at nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/2….

Line graph time series of 2023's daily Antarctic sea ice extent anomalies in red shading compared to each year from 1979 to 2022 using shades of purple to white for each line. Anomalies are computed relative to a 1981-2010 baseline. 2023 is a negative outlier for this time of year. There is substantial interannual and daily variability. There are no clear long-term trends.

ALT Line graph time series of 2023's daily Antarctic sea ice extent anomalies in red shading compared to each year from 1979 to 2022 using shades of purple to white for each line. Anomalies are computed relative to a 1981-2010 baseline. 2023 is a negative outlier for this time of year. There is substantial interannual and daily variability. There are no clear long-term trends.

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King of Tωitter · Jul 6, 2023 · 3:52 PM UTC

King of Tωitter@TonyNoland6 Jul 2023

Was this a good life? Parts of it were. I want to remember those.

King of Tωitter · Jul 6, 2023 · 3:51 PM UTC

King of Tωitter@TonyNoland6 Jul 2023

But since Tweetdeck will be unavailable to non-verified accounts* in a month or so, it doesn't really matter. Nothing matters. *Blue-check suckers shelling out $8/month. Or $12. Or whatever.