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For fifty eight years, my boss in Tokyo believed that beef should be sliced as thin as paper.
In Japan, we cook thin meat for four seconds in boiling broth. That is our way.
Then last month, the YouTube algorithm showed Director Sato a video of a man in Texas smoking a brisket.
It changed his life.
On Monday morning, he called me to his desk. His eyes were bloodshot.
"Have you seen this?" he whispered, turning his monitor toward me. "The American pitmaster does not sleep for sixteen hours. He sits by the fire in the dark. He guards the meat like a castle."
I said, "Sir, it is just a barbecue."
He slammed his hand on the desk.
"This is not cooking," he said. "This is a vigil."
Last Saturday was our annual company picnic by the river in Kanagawa. Normally, we grill thin meat and yakisoba for two hours and go home at 2:00 PM.
I arrived at 9:30 AM to help set up.
Director Sato was already there.
I want to be accurate here: he had been sitting in a folding chair since 10:00 PM on Friday night. He was wearing a towel around his head and staring at a massive black barrel smoker he had imported from Oklahoma.
Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS ABANDONED CORPORATE LIFE FOR THE SMOKE.
When we tried to help him, he held up a pair of metal tongs and clicked them twice.
"Step back," he said calmly. "The stall has begun. Nobody opens the lid."
Twelve Japanese accountants stood in complete silence around a barrel for four more hours. Nobody dared to eat a single noodle until he gave the signal.
At 1:45 PM, he sliced the meat. It fell apart on the cutting board.
My boss looked at the pink smoke ring, nodded once, and wiped a single tear from his cheek.
He has already submitted an official budget request for a trailer smoker for next fiscal year.
Episode 3 Anakin retweeted
Yaxel Lendeborg says his job is to make sure Steph Curry’s greatness doesn’t go to waste.
“I caught myself shaking my head, like, wow, a couple times…Once he got out of the game, it’s like this is my opportunity to help him out, help (make) his greatness worthwhile.”
(Via @DannyEmerman )
Episode 3 Anakin retweeted
A St Louis woman has caught a recording breaking fish in British Columbia.
It's an 11 ft. 4 in. white sturgeon.
It's officially the largest freshwater fish ever caught by a female angler at 1,200 pounds.
The fish was tagged and released.
Hear Katharine Eckert tell The Chris & Amy show all about this wild experience!
Episode 3 Anakin retweeted
Notice how he talks about Jokic compared to Luka 🤔
Yaxel Lendeborg on playing with Nikola Jokic:
“Oh, it was crazy. I’m trying to like, pick up what he sees because he’s one of the smartest players in the NBA. So I mean, just seeing what he’s seeing and trying to figure out like, what his techniques were. I know he got Brandon on like, the swipe-through. He like, swiped his arm up, and I’ve never seen that before. So that’s something that we were talking about like man, he’s really that smart, just to be able to pick that up so quickly. So I mean, just trying to figure that out, but it was crazy.”
Episode 3 Anakin retweeted
I started checkin locations before I reacted to tweets and yall was right. It’s always #that place
Episode 3 Anakin retweeted
Les japonais après Hiroshima quand ils ont appris que la bombe s’appelait « Little boy »
Episode 3 Anakin retweeted
1992 a meteor hit her car. Back in New Jersey and New York almost everybody I knew had “the accent”.
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til you meet somebody inna #mode and they say tonight they wanna see use that gun





































