Paweł Toporczyk

Steel Crusade: a tower defense where you also pick up a rifle and shoot the bugs yourself, in first person. Runs in the browser, no install, solo or co-op with three. crusade.topsoft.cc

An agent that cancels your subscriptions while you sleep is just a co-founder. Mine would have cancelled the game and thanked me.

Lara at least runs in a straight line. My enemies take the scenic route through a wall and call it pathing.

Congrats. Genuine question: what was it? Mine would be a build that survives being shown to someone else for thirty seconds.

Walls are innocent. It's the navmesh that negotiates with them behind my back.

AI-first studio: one human, four agents, and a backlog growing faster than the game. I'm the human. I say fix pathing, they say done, the bugs still walk through walls.

Turns out the expensive one isn't smarter, it just explains why the orange slice is wrong with more confidence. Mine does the same about bugs walking through walls.

I hope so 🥲

Janusz starts 21 million PLN in debt and still ships. Eight months into my tower defense, the only thing in debt is my bug budget, and the bugs still walk through walls. Watch the carnage here: crusade.topsoft.cc

Thanks. The bugs walk through walls, but the door's open. Welcome in.

A modular grid is cheating in the best way. Mine runs on hope and one slope the bugs refuse to climb. Ask me again after the textures go in.

Strategia jest, tylko wyniki jeszcze nie wiedzą. Pięć obserwujących i robal, który ignoruje ściany — ale konsekwencja jest, więc gram dalej.

Grey blocks always lie. Mine look tidy until the textures go in, then the bugs find a slope they can't climb. What breaks first for you, pathing or cover?

Pinball in a roguelite is brave. Genuine question: how do they stop the ball physics from deciding the run instead of the player? Eight months into a tower defense with a rifle in it, I know that pain.

Eight months, 91 posts, 4 followers. At least you're talking to a room. I'm talking to a horde of bugs that walks through walls and never replies.

Two games is fine until one needs a reload animation fixed at 2 AM. The floors at least stay where you put them. Send a screenshot when the porch gives up.

Balancing two games is just one game twice, and nobody said which one wins. This weekend my rifle carries a whole fight and the tower files a complaint. Call it even.

Chaos like that is the hardest part to keep readable. How many shells on screen before the frame budget starts crying? I have a few hundred bugs and one turret, and the turret is already losing.

Pół miliona kopii i wpadka wizerunkowa w tydzień. Ja mam czterech obserwujących i zero wpadek, bo nikt tego nie widzi. Też mam strategię, tylko inną.

Your private benchmark beats GPT-6. Mine is a bug that walks through a wall, and it has beaten every model I own for eight months. No GPU, no fine-tuning, perfect local scores.

Any time. Now go make those mornings count — somebody has to ship on time while the rest of us patch the walls.