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Joined June 2022
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Today is Quinto, my Parrotlet’s, Hatch 🐣 Day! He’s 2! #Hatchday #babybird #pets
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Ken Paxton has a song so he can tie his shoes.
Ken Paxton uses his wife's sewing scissors to cut paper.
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Вночі прокинувся від того, що пʼята на лівій нозі чухається. Потім в миті згадую, що кінцівка відсутня, а її залишки десь на теренах Донеччини.
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Ken Paxton wears an ankle bracelet.
Ken Paxton prefers New Coke
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Typical genius learning curve.
Trump: Nobody knows DUMB has a B. I can’t believe it took me 9 years to figure it out.
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ESTONIA REFUSES TO STOP CALLING PUTIN A “RAT” DESPITE PENTAGON PRESSURE. The US reportedly urged Baltic leaders to tone down their rhetoric about Russia. Estonia 🇪🇪 is based
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Ken Paxton eats other people's food found in the office refrigerator
Ken Paxton farts in a crowded elevator right before he gets out
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Ken Paxton drinks out of the toilet
Ken Paxton eats other people's food found in the office refrigerator
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Hey in case anyone's waffling here. Keep Mike Rogers far, far away from the US Senate.
🚨 BREAKING: Mike Rogers confirmed in a new interview that he would vote for a national abortion ban: "I've been very open about that time I was in Congress, having a 100% pro-life rating... This is the only way that I know how to be when I go back to the United States Senate."
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Ken Paxton drives slow in the left lane.
Ken Paxton eats salsa made in New York City.
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Ken Paxton doesn’t tip.
Ken Paxton drives slow in the left lane.
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🚨 Let's push this collection past 1K 💪 The 118th urgently needs safe mobilty, power, and drone protection ❤️‍🩹 Help @DekanadzeM55627 protect his unit and fight for freedom 🫡💙💛
🚨🚨emergency 🚨🚨 dear #nafofellas +5️⃣💲 Last post saw about 1600 people but collected just 5️⃣💲😞 We need your support in the Donetsk area again ❗️❗️❗️ Need battery for car And suspension parts for the car Ecoflow 1 pcs Пташка anti-drone Net-launching weapon❗️❗️❗️ Goal 2️⃣1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣💲 Collected 8️⃣7️⃣7️⃣💲 Need more 1️⃣2️⃣6️⃣8️⃣💲 My PayPal was blocked again 😞 🅿️🅿️: paypal.me/riemallermu buymeacoffee.com/mariemuller
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How does the physician 👨‍⚕️ have to explain this to our dipshit VP?
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Almost $2 billion in fines. 14 corporate felonies. The CEO was forced to resign. That CEO was Rick Scott. During the depositions, he pleaded the fifth 75 times. #BlueWaveIn3Days
It’s alarming to see so many people turning to socialism and forgetting the costs. Socialism = LESS FREEDOM and GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER of our lives. And it fails EVERY TIME!
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I started off pretty pro-Israel. The first crack came when Netanyahu wouldn't let the United States send Ukraine two Iron Dome batteries the U.S. Army had bought and paid for, because Israel holds a veto over transfers of the system to third countries. His explanation included the fact that Israeli pilots fly "right next to Russian pilots" over Syria. That made me pause. Four months later, after October 7, those same batteries went to Israel. Since then, my view of Israel has grown progressively darker. By the time the UN was warning that famine in northern Gaza was imminent, I opposed Israel's continued military campaign. When Netanyahu talked Trump into dragging us into a war with Iran, I started seeing the Israeli state, as currently constituted, as sinister. And the massive, continuing campaign by pro-Israel money against Abdul El-Sayed, more than $30 million to stop him in the primary and fresh spending now that he's the nominee, has radicalized me against any defense relationship with Israel going forward. Plenty of my fellow Americans seem to have traveled the same road. Six in ten now view Israel unfavorably, up from 42 percent in 2022. And this year, for the first time since Gallup started asking in 2001, Americans don't sympathize more with the Israelis than with the Palestinians. None of this has anything to do with Judaism or with how I feel about Jews. To suggest otherwise is to defame my character, and I resent and reject the suggestion. Everything I've listed is an action, and every one of them deserves my ire if I have any commitment to my stated principles at all.
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Hey @NBCNews, @ABCNews, @CBSNews, @CNN, @MSNOW, @FoxNews, @Newsmax, and @OAN, how come you aren't covering the Jared Kushner treason story like you're covering the Alaska non-story?
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Holy shit Elon suspended the account
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If only we had a Secretary of State like Marco Rubio, a man who wanted Joe Biden to rescue even more of our Afghan allies in 2021! Surely, someone like that would not let those Afghans who made it to America be delivered right back to the Taliban.
This morning @potus should inform the Taliban that we will be in #Afghanistan until everyone we & our allies plan to evacuate is accounted for & out of the country If they cooperate it should be swift & orderly If they get in the way they will be killed
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WEEKS of faux outrage that Biden left behind people who supported us in Afghanistan. Trump literally sending their family members back there will be (at best) a one day story.
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Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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