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Horror writer just vibing. Billionaires shouldn’t exist. Currently registering dead voters for the next election.

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Joined November 2016
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How Billy was talking in the second half of You Can See Everything
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ethan klein fans say “he was the reason i believed that men could be good” and then every clip of him is a guy that’s been moving like a family annihilator for the last half decade
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🕯️remembering Cousin Jim on this halloween night
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underrated fact is that when nixon said "no one will ever write a book about my mother" he was being bitchy because rose kennedy's autobiography had recently been published
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Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
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The goalposts are moving at lightning speed lol. Another consultant setting a narrative that conveniently lines their pockets
Dem strategist Lis Smith argued a potential El-Sayed win in Michigan doesn’t prove progressives can win elsewhere. “Michigan isn't everywhere,” she told @DashaBurns. “If you can win in Michigan, you can win in Michigan.” Listen to #TheConversation: politi.co/4BAXcze
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You’re in bad shape when this clown is dabbing on you
Watters: Nancy is just bitter because Abdul beat her girl. Sour grapes, salty grapes, whatever her name is… Stevens.
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RIP Patrick Stewart. At least you took a couple of the bastards with you #SuicideByCop #PatrickStewart #ACAB
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someone’s coworker is going to love this!
You Can See Everything w/ Jamie Lee Curtis 🤣 #FallonTonight
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Somehow had no idea the man was a socialist, so of course I learn that after he’s dead. RIP king
Patrick Stewart (1940-2026)
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So many other things to remember and celebrate Sir Patrick Stewart for... but this has to be one of the best line readings in the history of The Simpsons
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Forever gangster for that shit.
At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak and Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine
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Came thru so clean thank you patriot
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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What a weird thing to get this worked up over. Also it’s pretty funny to complain about the app being a toxic place and following up with “you aren’t funny or erudite enough to write any review of value.” Get over yourself. lol
I hate Letterboxd. I will always hate Letterboxd. It's a toxic, performative place, full of tryhards and idiots. Your reviews aren't good. They aren't funny or wise. You are not erudite enough to articulate your written thoughts on a movie in a way that adds ANY public value.
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You’ve at least got to admit it was sweet of him to let his wife be Thing 1
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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3 stooges style collapsing empire
Pete Hegseth demanded his team to bring Eisenhower's globe in his office, despite warnings that only historians should move the iconic globe. His staff dropped it and broke it.
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Why do people say Jesus H Christ. What does it stand for. What is his middle name
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Every single one of these bastards has a financial stake in this nonsense, which is why they are selling out their craft. #FuckAI
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Love Ebert, but he was such an insufferable moralist. lol
Roger Ebert's zero stars review of The Devils rogerebert.com/reviews/the-d… Roger also gave zero stars to: Texas Chainsaw I Spit On Your Grave The Hitcher Police Academy Death Wish 2 Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me he gave 1 star to Blue Velvet & The Thing & half a star to Hellraiser
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