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@TotalFilf

Horror writer just vibing. Billionaires shouldn’t exist. Currently registering dead voters for the next election.

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When you’re questioning someone in L.A Noire
daily haley (@daily__haley) profile picturedaily haley@daily__haleyJul 7
Once-in-a-generation candidate
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How Billy was talking in the second half of You Can See Everything
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ethan klein fans say “he was the reason i believed that men could be good” and then every clip of him is a guy that’s been moving like a family annihilator for the last half decade
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🕯️remembering Cousin Jim on this halloween night
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underrated fact is that when nixon said "no one will ever write a book about my mother" he was being bitchy because rose kennedy's autobiography had recently been published
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Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
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The goalposts are moving at lightning speed lol. Another consultant setting a narrative that conveniently lines their pockets
POLITICO (@politico) profile picturePOLITICO
@politicoOct 30
Dem strategist Lis Smith argued a potential El-Sayed win in Michigan doesn’t prove progressives can win elsewhere. “Michigan isn't everywhere,” she told @DashaBurns. “If you can win in Michigan, you can win in Michigan.” Listen to #TheConversation: politi.co/4BAXcze
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Wreckers like Haley Stevens are probably the GOP’s last hope of avoiding a wipeout on Tuesday. thenation.com/article/politi…
Centrist Democrats Are Trying Hard to Lose the Midterms

Centrist Democrats Are Trying Hard to Lose the Midterms

Wreckers like Haley Stevens are probably the GOP’s last hope of avoiding a wipeout on Tuesday.

thenation.com
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RIP Patrick Stewart. At least you took a couple of the bastards with you #SuicideByCop #PatrickStewart #ACAB
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someone’s coworker is going to love this!
The Tonight Show (@FallonTonight) profile pictureThe Tonight Show
@FallonTonightOct 29
You Can See Everything w/ Jamie Lee Curtis 🤣 #FallonTonight
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So many other things to remember and celebrate Sir Patrick Stewart for... but this has to be one of the best line readings in the history of The Simpsons
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Forever gangster for that shit.
Earth_Wanderer (@earth_tracker) profile pictureEarth_Wanderer
@earth_trackerOct 27
At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak and Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine
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Came thru so clean thank you patriot
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 27
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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You’ve at least got to admit it was sweet of him to let his wife be Thing 1
OG SNARK ☕️ (@SnarkingIsLegal) profile pictureOG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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3 stooges style collapsing empire
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 22
Pete Hegseth demanded his team to bring Eisenhower's globe in his office, despite warnings that only historians should move the iconic globe. His staff dropped it and broke it.
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Every single one of these bastards has a financial stake in this nonsense, which is why they are selling out their craft. #FuckAI
The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) profile pictureThe Hollywood Reporter
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Sylvester Stallone Defends AI: "It's Happening, Go With It Or Be Trampled" hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
Sylvester Stallone Defends AI: “It’s Happening, Go With It Or Be Trampled”

Sylvester Stallone Defends AI: “It’s Happening, Go With It Or Be Trampled”

The 80-year-old actor says the industry needs to embrace AI usage: "Here to stay."

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Dem niggas don’t give a damn
Charlie Clifford (@char_cliff) profile pictureCharlie Clifford
@char_cliffOct 21
JD Vance greets Bengals players on the way out
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NATHAN FIELDER Now do you understand what the principal and the superintendent are arguing about? You just saw him climb out the window to buy hamburgers across the street ELIZABETH HOLMES They're ... they're talking past each other? BILLY EVANS Ok, let's stop tape right here
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 16
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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Zito@_ZeetsOct 14
We need a PSA telling people to move out of the fucking way. I don’t understand why everyone suddenly thinks blocking paths is alright. Taking up an entire sidewalks, standing in front of stairs, walkways, and generally blocking the way. Enough.
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