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TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
๐จ BREAKING: A UK bank chief executive has said of Healey's budget:
"Taxing the engines of growth to reduce VAT on gherkins is end-of-Rome level of stupidity"
ft.com/content/80acb561-34e2โฆ
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
Anyone know how much cocaine ยฃ10bn will buy?
Asking for a friendski...
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
At least Marie Antoinette had the decency to suggest that the peasants eat cake. Andy Burnham has told us to eat gherkins.
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table, At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass!
Tax him all he has, then let him know
That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and when he hollers;
Then tax him more, take all his dollars
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he's laid...
Put these words Upon his tomb:
โTaxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone, Do not relax,
It's time to apply Inheritance Tax!
#BudgetDay
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
Labourโs vision for Britain:
1. The State will seize your home if you leave it for 6 months.
2. The State will take money from your bank account without a court order
3. The State will arrest you and lock you up if you say the wrong thing on social media
To be continued..
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
โWhen the war is lost, waste money on interventions to save face and look as if youโre doing something knowing itโs of no useโ
~ Sanae Tzu
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
BRACE YOURSELVES!
In just 24 hours, the European Parliament will vote on whether your private text messages can be monitored, scanned, and surveilled.
Time to wake up!
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
Can someone tell the Americans
This is how Britain treats disabled veterans.
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TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
The 1976 UK heatwave was one of the most intense, prolonged periods of high temperatures in British history, lasting from 23 June to 27 August 1976. But no one blamed cow farts and the weather maps certainly didnโt look like a volcano had erupted over Britain.
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
So, reduce VAT on theme parks, but add VAT on education. This Government's priorities are so warped
"What matters for families is not just getting by, but being able to enjoy time together without worrying about the next bill"
Chancellor Rachel Reeves announces a temporary cut in the rate of VAT in summer attractions from 20% to 5%
bbc.in/4uk3KOR
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
If governments donโt stick to manifestos & start trying to implement dozens of laws not in manifestos we ought to be able to remove them! And demand a new election
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
๐จWe now find out the government favours expanding the licence fee to cover streaming services. This is an absolute disgrace and wonโt be accepted by the British public.
Email your MP with the link below and make sure this doesnโt happen. #DefundTheBBC
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
Waymo 'goes rogue': Self-driving car wakes residents at 4am as it gets stuck driving down dead end London street THREE times in a week trib.al/qlJbLYo
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
BREAKING: The US Department of Justice is investigating a series of "suspiciously timed" oil trades ahead of major announcements by President Trump and a top Iranian official about the Iran War.
The DOJ and CFTC are probing at least 4 of these trades where traders made a total of more than $2.6 billion.
TraderSimon ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ retweeted
Only three things in life are certain: death, taxes and Donald Trump claiming the Strait of Hormuz is open again at 8:30 before the stock market opens.
