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Physiotherapist. Would rather be gardening. Highly sensitive bullsh#t detector.

Sandton, South Africa
Joined November 2013
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Also, is there anything more South African than someone getting Checkers Sixty60 to deliver to her in the election queue? 😂😂 Hats off to the driver, who was completely unbothered..."I'm at the end of the queue, what are you wearing, I'll find you..." 😂😂 #LGE2026 🇿🇦
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I have very little to tweet the this morning, but just saying EXTREMELY RADICAL results have come in, in GP overnight. ANC nightmare scenario! 1) Huge DA turnout 2) ActionSA it seems levelling or DEFEATING the ANC in townships 3) DA inroads in townships Uncharted territory!
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VERY important first result from Eldos/Klipspruit (coloured voters) in JHB: DA 41% (+20) Community First 28% PA 16% (-36) !! Turnout 68% (+16) Crucial additions for the DA this - could make 40%+ possible, pending other variables.
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Ok now I really need to go. It's going to be a crazy day. An even bigger change election than 2024. The future is finally here.
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Exciting news: The EskomsePush guys built an election app/website. It's super cool. Drill downs to VD level, with all historical turnout/voting data (back to 2000!). It's awesme! esp.info/elections
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Dimpho Senong, who created a fake video of herself graduating with a forged PhD certificate from Wits University, says her false claims about having a doctorate “were intended to be satirical in nature” – as she holds a PhD in "life experience". news24.com/southafrica/news/…
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Fikile Mbalula’s first encounter with actual work almost required a state funeral.
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The result of eating fish that was too fresh
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This should be an Olympic sport
Whoever gets 3 cones is the winner 👌🏾❤️
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Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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The dishes are in the sink because people ate. The shoes are by the door because people came home. The toys are scattered everywhere because people were happy. Some of the mess is proof of a good life. Stay grateful.
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My sister didn't cope well with going to jail. She refused to eat or drink anything. She started yelling and swearing at everyone. After that incident we never played Monopoly again.
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Reír no cuesta nada
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Credit where credit is due. The ANC’s new election ad is actually brilliant.
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On Rosh Hashanah, watching our Bokke in Baltimore. Jesse Clegg, a Jewish South African raised in the extraordinary Jewish-Zulu cultural world of his legendary father Johnny, singing Nkosi Sikelel’ iAfrika. And on the field, Sacha Feinberg-Mngomezulu, tears streaming down his face as the anthem is sung. Feinberg, Jewish from his father. Mngomezulu, Zulu from his mother. Jewish roots. Zulu roots. South African roots. Perhaps this is the South Africa we sometimes forget we are. Not one identity replacing another. Not one belonging requiring the surrender of another. All of them. Us. Together. And all of us singing the same, beautiful, rousing National anthem 💚💛 Shana Tova. God Bless South Africa 🇿🇦
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South Africans are so unserious. Like what kinda adults are we? A pipe burst and folks started lining up like at an express acr wash 😭😭😭😂
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BREAKING: South Africa takes it. Guinness names Schabir Shaik as the longest-living “terminally ill” patient. Paroled 2009. Still here. Satire. Facts aren’t.
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