how small is Ben’s penis that he has to pick on a tireless advocate for public health on this cesspool of a “social” site. Dude, can’t you just take up golf or something else when people become irrelevant?

My town: Family of 5 enters the grocery. Each one grabs a wipe meant to clean the grocery cart handle. Each one uses the disinfectant to clean their hands, thus protecting them from their own germs. The group then proceeds maskless into the store to inhale everyone else's germs.

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Bahahaha

anyway so is there a “new harder cold virus” going around or what??? I have never seen anything like it, except for the last 7 years straight.

‘SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial ‘SNL’ (US) monologue.

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EXCLUSIVE: Elon Musk came to Donald Trump with the plan to throttle Ukraine’s use of SpaceX’s Starshield satellite internet network, sources have told the Telegraph. The tech billionaire made the proposal during the US President’s row with Volodymyr Zelensky over strikes on Russian oil refineries. ‘The reality is that they were both in it,’ a senior source said of Musk’s and Trump’s involvement. But after a night of carnage in Kyiv caused by the slowdown, Musk was alarmed about the possibility of adverse consumer reaction in Europe. The SpaceX boss then proceeded to tweet, blaming the US administration, and ultimately, President Trump for authorising the slowdown. ‘He tweeted out that he was innocent and that it was the US administration that did it,’ the source said.