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Joined August 2023
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Chanpions really changed my mentality towards Whimsicott (Reg F too but that's bc I p;ayed Bolt) used to be team let it be a sink of offense but now I'm like yeah you kinda need to go
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gorilla tactics is the funniest pokémon ability name ever to me, because yeah. that's how i'd imagine a gorila would plan things
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I have a love/hate relationship with baby mons bc I used to breed lol
reminder that johto created the most absolutely worthless group of pokemon ever idk why toxel counts but every place ive checked says its a baby anyways yea none of these are too amazing 8 of Johto’s 100 new pokemon roster are babies btw
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Overhated dex
its mostly a psychological problem, but that doesnt make it invalid the johto pokedex is mostly comprised of pokemon that nobody wants to use
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One of the easiest airports to get through if you're paying attention but I'm still annoyed as shit everyrime I have to traverse through it
Literally Hartsfield-Jackson but apparently it’s “confusing”
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Wouldn’t you like to know
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Fly is a good in game move but that's bc flying types best option is fucking wing attack or some shit like that
“Fly and Strength are good moves”
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he did not but God rest his soul
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People think spreads for top mons are like Flutter Mane when in reality they're like good not elite speed one better defensive stat and their primary attacking stat
Replying to @BoltBeamVGC
I can’t speak on the smogon part but I feel like a lot of casuals see some pokemon as minmaxed when they really aren’t. Urshifu has a crazy amount of physical bulk and surprisingly middle of the road speed for its Archetype. Chien-Pao has decent bulk, like yea it’s 2/4
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.@Brewers No 8-0 LCS & WS for you
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Can you guess which Pokémon has these defensive type matchups?
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Lmaooooooooo bruh
MIAMI (AP) — Defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family have landed in Miami after fleeing Argentina.
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this brought me to TEARS look how cute!!!!!!
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I'm ngl it gotta chuckle
TEARS YO LMAOOOOOO
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do you guys remember in like 2018-2020 shy kids would get labeled as a potential school shooter and ppl made “being nice to the quiet kid so they cross me off their list” jokes towards them??
mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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rays finally found some momentum and are facing jacob misiorowski again tomorrow
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Gen V story is flat out not as good as it's billed as (still amazong games) VII and IX are a fair bit better just sucks to me bc V had the most interstsing one conceptually.
All this revival on the "older gen pokemon games not having any flaws" debate is so shocking to me because every single Pokemon game before gen 7 had the problem of a mediocre sloppy story. Talk about that for once.
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Gen 7 did it the best. It still kinda feels the same: Pokémon helping you go through the region. The bike from gen 8 was silly to me Gen 9 is cool but idk if you can do that every gen
I disregard any who thinks removing HMs was a bad idea. Having to fuck over a Pokémon’s moveset or run a HM slave is just stupid and the way Gen 7 onward handles it should never be reverted.
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All this revival on the "older gen pokemon games not having any flaws" debate is so shocking to me because every single Pokemon game before gen 7 had the problem of a mediocre sloppy story. Talk about that for once.
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Also the thing with min maxing is that shit doesn't work always. Like honestly at the end of the day you're at the mercy of your base stats and there's only so much thaf can go around. It's why all the quintessential min maxed mons fhat are great are legendaries/megas
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This is why whiles Megas are coola nd great I think other buffs such as variant forms ability buffs, movepool erc sre kinda cooler ways to change Pokémon and make them better Some kegas plays completely different but a lot are at the mercy of their base stats bc it's a flat
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100 BST boost with the same movepool.
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