IamFortuna™

I will never fuck a customer. If you go onto my platform asking for me to fuck you. Without buying any content or getting to know me. I will be as nasty as possible to you cause I’m not gonna sit here and stand for this. I work too fucking hard and I do too fucking much to sit here and have to put up with broke ass men who want to sit there and take advantage of a woman. These men are fucking disgusting. I don’t fucking admire you. I don’t give a shit if I talk to you a certain way you asked for that when you came onto my fucking platform thinking I’m gonna sit here and pay for you to hook up with you. What delusional ass person are you?

Aye, that's what I meant. And that acknowledgement is actually integral to my argument. Cornette isn't some fucking mark shouting at his television. He's lived and breathed professional wrestling his entire life. He understands its history, its traditions and its business better than almost anyone. Which is precisely why his pathological hatred of AEW baffles me. Look, I don't particularly enjoy every ridiculous spot in wrestling either. That fucking invisible grenade business in PWG? Not really my cup of tea. But professional wrestling is a fucking FUNFAIR, mate. When I go to the fair, I don't spend the entire evening on the roller coaster and then demand that somebody bulldoze the ghost train, the waltzers, the carousel and the dodgems because they're insufficiently faithful to my preferred form of entertainment. I want the whole fucking fairground. That's what wrestling has always been. Glorious, ridiculous, theatrical, occasionally sublime carny bullshit. It grew out of travelling entertainment, bringing spectacle to ordinary working people. And from those roots, we've developed extraordinary wrestling traditions across Britain, America, Canada, Mexico, Japan and elsewhere. Different styles. Different philosophies. Different audiences. Different ways of telling stories. And that's fucking wonderful. I love technical wrestling. I love lucha libre. I love Japanese strong style. I love ridiculous gimmicks, larger-than-life characters and exquisitely constructed wrestling psychology. I love the whole bloody circus. And when somebody with Cornette's extraordinary knowledge dismisses an entire promotion because parts of its product offend his sensibilities, I find that genuinely disappointing. Especially when that promotion has done so much to restore meaningful competition to the industry. You don't have to enjoy every attraction at the fairground to appreciate why it's better than having one fucking roller coaster.

Why did you give them $11 in cash

I can't even begin to tell you how much I hate this. If I still watched this promotion, this would cause me to never watch again. Maybe in another 25 years someone will start a promotion on TV that is watchable.

People who are mad at the rules sign have not worked a service job in their life and it shows

The world has never seen a Shuckle this demonic

Random Rizzler take but I think It’s so freaking cool that this kid blew up into an overnight internet icon but instead of trying to hold onto the bit for as long as possible until it’s inevitably played out he said screw it and just started posting stuff he likes and thinks is cool What it’s all about, man. You love to see it

When they’re mean to Renee Paquette

Btw Victory Road still only has lv 33-35 encounters Y'know Before the Elite Four 💀💀💀💀

step aside nigga