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Dreamboat Dave 馃殺

@TurnLeftElise

Ready to sail, waiting for you... 馃敆 馃崄 Me on Bsky: https://xitter.gq/t.co/Il5XbrbbrD

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Joined April 2019
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My Twitter account... one part love letter... one part mental health device... one part... something else...
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Sex is great and all, so I hear... if you have any spares can you send it over tonight okay thanks byeeee...
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrellOct 29
tell them how you feel, not how they feel
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Oh Canaduh
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garbage cock+ (@lscrapl) profile picture
garbage cock+@lscraplOct 29
penny for your teethmarks
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garbage cock+@lscraplOct 29
nuts n bolts
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Fuck it all, Love Molly 馃拫 (@mistrustme1) profile picture
Fuck it all, Love Molly 馃拫@mistrustme113h
I like your dark and mysterious side, served sunny side up because this bitch is starving
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Jen@SleepEatScream16h
I live in Canada, it鈥檚 too cold to be a slut for Halloween.
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What's my type? Hot with substance.
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Let's hold hands on the plane and doze off... 鉁堬笍
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Sometimes I want to be that older guy with a dwindling libido... would make focus during the workday a bit easier...
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All About Introverts@AllAbIntrovertsOct 29
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Forward March@RunOldManOct 29
I'm at my best when developing an elaborate hypothesis about an irrelevant subject.
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鉁ㄢ湪 (@EVA24011) profile picture
鉁ㄢ湪
@EVA24011Oct 29
I鈥檓 not easily impressed by what you drive unless it鈥檚 a food truck.
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Alien Perspective
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馃惢 Bears Daily 馃惢 (@bearsdaily_) profile picture
馃惢 Bears Daily 馃惢
@bearsdaily_Oct 29
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K Squared@thatdentaldudeOct 29
The therapeutic benefits of sitting alone, staring into the void is underrated.
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K Squared@thatdentaldudeOct 29
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Work in silence, let success be your noise...
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Did I just help a woman get something off the top shelf of the store and she gave me her number? Yes. Was it your mom? Also yes.
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Reverse cowgirl so we can double up on finding a new insurance provider...
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