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Documentary fiend. Bravo. Group fitness/Les Mills. Australian politics. Finance. Reminder: No DMs. Like none. I don’t respond.

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Joined May 2020
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Replying to @epsteingross
“I tried my best” means asking chat gpt now???
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I’m so sorry this whole thread had me crying lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(derogatory) (@LezBriHonest) profile picture(derogatory)@LezBriHonest22h
TikTok told me to go to trial to fight a red light ticket & hope that the officer doesn’t show up for it to get dismissed.. Nigga not only did the SHERIFF show up he also had a STACK of evidence against me- red light cam pics from 10 different angles, time stamps, everything 🫠
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
𝙑𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖🏄🏽‍♂️ (@vista_213) profile picture𝙑𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖🏄🏽‍♂️
@vista_213Oct 27
On est en clash contre les japonais, chinois, américains mais on gagne
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MuFAWSA (@mufawsa_) profile picture
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@mufawsa_Oct 28
Replying to @WillemDaFro @whyismariana
if “dense” was a graphic lol
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Replying to @d4vnyc3
Honestly we deserve it. What yall got in the chamber
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Not trying to be obnoxious with a waffle tweet here but am not rich nor celebrity and always preferred corded headphones. Even bought a jack to still connect to my iPhone. How do you guys honestly tolerate fucking about with Bluetooth, charging, calls cutting out??
alice (@outkylies) profile picturealice
@outkyliesOct 27
todos sabem muito bem o motivo de apenas celebridades e pessoas ricas estarem usando fone de ouvido com fio né
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Even more powerful when you’re at the “god they’d be doing me a favour if they fire me” stage
bay ✨ (@pale_atlantis) profile picturebay ✨@pale_atlantisOct 27
eventually i just reached a “what are they gonna do, fire me?” flow state
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Omfg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
evy 🐦‍⬛ (@magpieluvr) profile pictureevy 🐦‍⬛@magpieluvrOct 27
staying loyal in the talking stage
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“Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong” added to my lexicon until the day I die
John Romero 🤘🏽 (@romero) profile pictureJohn Romero 🤘🏽
@romeroOct 27
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. I’ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
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arianators wildin (@arianatorswildt) profile picturearianators wildin@arianatorswildtOct 27
jay-z songs charting on spotify: 0 jay-z songs charting on apple music: 0 jay-z songs charting on youtube: 0 jay-z songs charting on deezer: 0
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God I laughed so hard at this one 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
easy e (@eatpraydiehard) profile pictureeasy e
@eatpraydiehardOct 26
when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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Normalize cutting the tension in a meeting by ending it with, “We’re all gonna die one day, so none of this really matters.”
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Agree - this one is for everyone: WRITE. SHIT. DOWN. All of it. Especially as you age. You always think you’ll remember it while you’re in the moment, but it will leave you a second later. Write it down. Always have a notepad or sticky notes with you ✅
MAJOR (@Squeeze1i) profile pictureMAJOR
@Squeeze1iOct 26
Replying to @Squeeze1i
2. If it's not written down the second it exists, its gone. Every thriving ADHD person I know is externalizing constantly. Notes, alarms, sticky pads. Their brain is for having ideas, not storing them.
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lol people having a conniption about that presumably sponsored ad for the jacket but why are we acting like housewives hasn’t devolved into a scripted telanovela over the years anyway?? No more impromptu iconic moments and nothing is authentic anymore in the slightest #RHONY
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Ayo O (@ayoships) profile picture
Ayo O
@ayoshipsOct 20
I reverse engineered Tinder
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Australian over here America, still get out and vote Please don’t fuck this up again We are TIRED
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 24
New Polls Find Democrats Could Win as Many as 250 House Seats, Largest Majority Since 2008
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Pressing “not interested in this ad” on boosted ads has actually increased the frequency of seeing other boosted ads in my timeline Does reporting them instead make it better? This hellscape is only getting worse by the day
Tweet Treet (@TweetTreet) profile pictureTweet Treet@TweetTreetOct 23
[Daily mail ad] *presses “not interested in this ad” button* —scrolls a bit more— [Daily mail ad] This fucking app is such a shit heap since that psycho took over
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@samuelmxcOct 24
One of the greatest victories in Australian history
EVStraya (@EVStraya) profile pictureEVStraya
@EVStrayaOct 22
Noooooooooooo! No @cybertruck for Australia or New Zealand 😢 @SawyerMerritt @wholemars
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[Daily mail ad] *presses “not interested in this ad” button* —scrolls a bit more— [Daily mail ad] This fucking app is such a shit heap since that psycho took over
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mon@mdf188Oct 23
Replying to @entylawyer
LuAnn de Lesseps
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Interesting rabbit hole here, the comments are a great insight
Arsha🐴🎧⚧️ (@theymergirl) profile pictureArsha🐴🎧⚧️@theymergirlOct 22
philosophy oomfs i need help. my first reaction upon seeing this was commodity fetishism but i dont really think that fits the bill. overconsumption feels too obvious but i feel like theres something missing here why does this video suck so bad
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