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Documentary fiend. Bravo. Group fitness/Les Mills. Australian politics. Finance. Reminder: No DMs. Like none. I don’t respond.

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Joined May 2020
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LMFAOOO NICKI MINAJ BLOCKED ME FOR THIS
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@mufawsa_Oct 28
Replying to @WillemDaFro @whyismariana
if “dense” was a graphic lol
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Replying to @d4vnyc3
Honestly we deserve it. What yall got in the chamber
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Normalize cutting the tension in a meeting by ending it with, “We’re all gonna die one day, so none of this really matters.”
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Ayo O
@ayoshipsOct 20
I reverse engineered Tinder
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@samuelmxcOct 24
One of the greatest victories in Australian history
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@EVStrayaOct 22
Noooooooooooo! No @cybertruck for Australia or New Zealand 😢 @SawyerMerritt @wholemars
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mon@mdf188Oct 23
Replying to @entylawyer
LuAnn de Lesseps
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Follow me (to prison) for more financial advice
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@RediTlhabiOct 19
Responses to this are sending me to the floor. Some witty relief over a serious problem. 😃 ❤️
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just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations
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chromatic.@juhmeerOct 19
Replying to @_social_twerker
me and soulja boy might be our final hope
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azlancat 🦁@azlancatOct 17
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kin@94chevycorsicaOct 15
went to test drive a car today but it had already sold so the salesman was trying to show us alternatives & he went “i don’t mean to be cliche…. but we do have a subaru forester that just came in”
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 14
Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”
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He was definitely having a bad day cause what??? 😭😭😭
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Keara Sullivan@superkearaOct 12
I have been sitting on this intel but my best friend from college actually works at Art of Play and both he and everyone else who works there are actually very kind normal people who are simply passionate about magic !!!
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BREAKING NEWS: After Ukraine takes out Russian data centers Elon Musk loses 100M followers.
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Outcast@Theecalvin25Oct 12
Turns out I've been applying for jobs using a blank pdf file thinking it was my cv💔💔💔
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Barbra Dook@missladysaladOct 12
Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded to buy a load bearing wall
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Things your company will give you instead of a raise: - A branded fleece vest - A new title with the same salary - A wellness webinar about burnout - A shoutout in the all-hands meeting - A "growth opportunity" (more work, same pay)
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