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burrito connoisseur mostly. go wings, niners, o's. generate abstractions, people.

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Joined April 2011
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Tyler Bertuzzi collecting Original Six teams like some kind of hockey Thanos
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Dylan Larkin rn
Statement from Pat Brisson, agent for Dylan Larkin, regarding his client deciding not to play while awaiting a trade: β€œDylan’s had enough of the situation. We believe he’s been very professional and cooperative through this process.”
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Shawn Horcoff was a heart and soul leader who had a million reasons to quit on those chanceless teams in EDM, but never would have considered it. Must be hard for him to look Larkin in the eye.
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So, to recap the Larkin situation, this year he has: - Said he wants to be a Red Wing for life - Missed the playoffs again (scored one even strength goal after the Olympics btw) - Demanded a trade (but only to the top 3 US contenders) - Lost the captaincy - Begrudgingly showed up to camp (but wouldn't *really* answer any questions & got "injured) - Decided to play & said his focus was on winning games - Expanded his trade list (to the top 10 US contenders) - Publicly quit on his team for a second time Missing anything? Seems like a really easy guy to root for
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It’s possible the Red Wings suspend Larkin. If that’s the case, and a trade isn’t imminently made, Larkin would forfeit $41,237.11 each day.
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Looking for a second, no weirdos. DMs open.
First look at the β€˜DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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He can sit out indefinitely then, he has a nice long contract signed.
There were talks in the the last 24 hours between Larkin's camp and the Red Wings, both last night and again this morning, and what was communicated from the agents to Detroit was that Larkin feels he's given the team ample time since his trade request in May to get a deal done. Larkin has had enough, so decision was made he won't play tonight nor for foreseable future hoping a trade materializes. Fluid situation still. Red Wings circling back to teams with interest, etc., as talks escalate.
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1st all-time in back-stabbings (2026)
Assuming this is the end, Dylan Larkin w/ Red Wings: 17th all-time in games played (818) 10th all-time in goals (278) 10th all-time in assists (371) 10th all-time in points (649)
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Hearing Larkin is heading the chin New Jersey. Let's see if things materialize by the EOD. -People's
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Can't believe MIN is trading Boldy for Larkin
Wild have recalled Carson Lambos
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Larkin will not play tonight. McLellan says Shawn Horcoff will address the situation
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the text was from Ryan Poles
Text from an NFC GM: β€œRespect to the Bears for doing that. That offense with this defense now makes them a Super Bowl roster for this year and for years to come without a doubt.”
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Larkin going back-to-back maintenance days?
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β€œNames circulating around the market include Chicago Blackhawks forward Teuvo TerΓ€vΓ€inen, Detroit Red Wings forwards Andrew Copp and Michael Rasmussen, along with Michael Eyssimont, who was recently assigned to the American Hockey League by the Boston Bruins.”
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β€œkill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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Justin Tucker vs Harrison Butker kicking competition
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DeFo back just feels right
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McDavid may hit 40 points tonight
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Classic Reimer move tbh
MAKE THAT THE FIRST TWO SHOTS REIMER FACES, finding the back of the net 😡 It's 2-0 Kings already 😱
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Ray with 2 in the 1st oooooh boy I'm ready for it
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