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“We’re not going to be suck this year”

Washington, DC
Joined April 2010
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In the words of the great prophet André 3000: The South got something to say!
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If Mississippi does flip blue for first time since 1982, it will be no small part due to this masterpiece of an election ad.
She done lost her damn mind.
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
I’m waking up struck by the amount of firsts with these midterm elections: -First black female governor in US history -First Muslim Senator -First openly gay Senator -First female Native American Governor -First female Native American Senator -First Latina Governor in Texas history -First female Governor in Ohio history -First elected female Senator in South Carolina history -First Black Governor in Florida history -First elected Latino governor in California history -First Kansas Democratic Senator this century/in 94 years -First Congress set up for Black Speaker of the House
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
This one really got me. ❤️😭 EL-SAYED: “to all the parents who struggled to explain to their kids why the president openly mocks someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost.”
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
Will always RT this because it’s a clear resource that people should actually use.
It's going to be a busy Halloween weekend in Washington, DC. We want to remind you to get to your plans by using Metro and rideshare. Free Lyft code will be live Friday (10/30) and Saturday (10/31) from 10PM to 4AM. Code drops at 9PM on 10/30: wrap.org/soberride
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
Greatest city on earth can’t tell me otherwise
Just DC casually looking like a painting. 🌀💗 📸: val.proudkii / IG #Only1DC
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
In a world that doesn’t uplift strong, motivating, black fathers…I’m shining the light on mine because I wouldn’t be who I am today without him. Being poured into on a daily, means more to me than any acknowledgment from strangers. How can I be a disappointment when this is who raised me? ❤️
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
Ain’t no might about it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
Unfortunately, a few gun deaths a year is the price we have to pay for the second amendment
Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
TMZ reports he took his own life. If you’re thinking of harming yourself, call 988. Your life is too precious and those thoughts of self-harm are a pernicious evil lying to you.
🕊️ "Breaking Bad" star RJ Mitte has died at 34. tmz.me/4yfaoHe
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
A tie in a game both teams deserved to lose
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Today is the last day to register to vote in Georgia fuck nigga go do it
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I honestly would choose to be Black in every lifetime 🤣
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
They want a permanent state of no accountability moving forward, and relitigating settled historical fact is the permission structure to ignore Trump’s multi-billion dollar presidency. They want to frame all recourse, past, present, and future as partisan vendettas.
GOP Rep. Moore on Watergate: "Richard Nixon was absolutely couped out of office and was framed. All of this was fake."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Nixon was not couped, and Watergate was not fake. White House tapes released after a unanimous Supreme Court ruling proved he ordered the cover-up. Facing bipartisan impeachment, Nixon resigned voluntarily, and dozens of officials were convicted. archives.gov/research/inves… oyez.org/cases/1973/73-…
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
Are we being serious right now what the fuck
GOP Rep. Moore on Watergate: "Richard Nixon was absolutely couped out of office and was framed. All of this was fake."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Nixon was not couped, and Watergate was not fake. White House tapes released after a unanimous Supreme Court ruling proved he ordered the cover-up. Facing bipartisan impeachment, Nixon resigned voluntarily, and dozens of officials were convicted. archives.gov/research/inves… oyez.org/cases/1973/73-…
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
Louisiana has a huge, deeply rooted Lao community that’s been there for generations :! Fucking surreal watching my people get deported back to a homeland many of them barely know by the same government that played such a major role in destabilizing it during the Vietnam War
transfixed by the tiktok account of this laotian guy with a thick louisiana accent who was recently deported to laos, where he hasn't lived in decades
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Legendary First Half Performer retweeted
Rest in Peace Tone Capone. Producer of some of the greatest beats in hip hop history. open.spotify.com/playlist/2I…
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