@UberMitch

just a simple lawyer from a sleepy border town he/him

 san diego
Joined November 2008
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.@postoctobrist lack of imagination re the Letters of Marque on TF; I figure I can head down to San Diego Harbor, seize control of this here ship, and set sail to the coast off Tijuana sdmaritime.org/visit/the-shi…

HMS Surprise – Maritime Museum of San Diego

HMS Surprise , a replica 24-gun British frigate famed for her role in Master and Commander, now serves as a historic exhibit with immersive below-deck displays

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If your kid is barely out of HS and living on your dime as a frat bro and says something like "your body, my choice" then you have absolutely failed as a parent.
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UberMitch@UberMitch6 Nov 2024
Replying to @rwsound @sahilkapur
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man fucking a couch—forever
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the best argument intellectual conversative make is that government power should be limited because a malevolent actor may gain control of the government
Holden
@Holden1144 Nov 2024
If 50% of the country is terrified that other team may win the Presidency that's a sign the power of President should be reduced.
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RFK jr: This one is actually on me. I have recently been catching and eating cats in the Springfield, Ohio area
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Caleb painting his nails may have the highest ROI in chud meltdowns. Takes him a few mins and invariably results in days and days of Very Weird Guys Getting Very Mad
NFL
@NFL8 Sep 2024
New nails for new QB1 "#18 DA BEARS"
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every day walking down the street the menswear guy is having a depth of experience you and i can scarcely begin to imagine
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Tim Pool
@Timcast31 Aug 2024
I have engaged legal counsel We are preparing to take action More to come
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It's kinda weird how this very obvious lie is just cannon among the GOP and also never gets challenged?
Jessica Valenti
@JessicaValenti30 Aug 2024
Why aren't there dozens of headlines about the fact that Trump claimed in his Michigan speech last night that "in six states you’re allowed to kill the baby after the baby is born." xitter.cf/JessicaValenti/status/…
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Circe
@vocalcry26 Aug 2024
STEM majors go to school so they can get a job that pays a lot of money so they can eventually casually study the humanities
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Criminalsimpsons
@Criminalsimpson16 Aug 2024
quote this with the best simpsons video you have
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Getting the Spotlight team together to prove Tim Walz has tried garlic powder. A former Cholula employee tells me to meet them in a parking garage. My car explodes like Michael Clayton.
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Kamala Harris is taking power back from the press corps. She learned from Biden’s fatal error. A THREAD.
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ClickHole
@ClickHole12 Aug 2024
Great News For Republican Strategists: Kamala Harris Has Revealed That She Too Has A Fuckup Son Who Loves Smoking Crack And Keeping His Dick Pics On An Unsecured Laptop clickhole.com/great-news-for…
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An Idaho law banning minors from receiving healthcare without parent approval has created a legal problem. If a child is raped by their parent, medics now require that parent’s permission to administer the rape kit that would prove their own guilt. khq.com/news/a-new-idaho-law…

A new Idaho law is keeping child sexual assault victims from receiving care

BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho law banning minors from receiving healthcare without parent approval has created a thorny new legal problem. If a child is raped by their parent, Idaho

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lmfao
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Trump aide: sir, people are calling your ticket a weird freakshow. how do we signal to voters you're a normal guy with regular friends?
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Walz wants your daughter to have access to tampons at her school if she needs them. Vance wants to know your daughter’s menstrual cycle to see if she was up to any aborting. Let’s check the weird meter…
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Afton after being online all day and not getting Taylor Swift tickets.
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