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Look at Araujo man 😭 The way he defended like his life depended on it 😮‍💨🇺🇾
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"Hans, you are a humanitarian, and I salute that."
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Matt Hancock told the country "we've put a protective ring around care homes" Untested patients were released from hospital. 43,000 people died in care homes. The worst government led by the worst Prime Minister at the worst possible time. Never forget. @BBCBreakfast @GMB
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“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.” You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.
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New press secretary announced
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Being a lawyer is basically having a to-do list and then spending the whole day doing things that were not on the to-do list.
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I've no idea who this Scouser is but he is spot on 🫡
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“Where’s Vader?” “Buying diesel off the Rebel Alliance Sir”
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All won without cheating
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A message to all sane Republicans: He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals. You said nothing. He bulldozed the East Wing. You said nothing. He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing. He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing. He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing. He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing. He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing. He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing. His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing. He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing. His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing. He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing. He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing. It's time to start talking!!! It's long overdue!!!!
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So Badenoch doesn’t have the figures but is insistent that she’s completely right Her phenomenal arrogance blinds her to her overwhelming incompetence #bbclaurak
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Replying to @Simon_Nixon
Having voted the majority of my life Tory( no, I don’t know why either, just lazy & inattentive probably) I look at the iterations since the beginning of the century & just don’t recognise this current rag tag and bobtail of fucking idiots at all…& no, not voting for them ever
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37,000 people arrive on small boats. 4,000,000 kids are in poverty. 4,500,000 can't get a dentists. But they will blame these vast problems on a tiny one. They think you are too stupid to know the problem, is them, the greedy billionaires.
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Robert Jenrick is chasing a guy who stole a bottle of Coke worth about £2, but this is the same Robert Jenrick who helped his mate avoid paying £40 million in tax when he was Housing Secretary.
Shoplifters are running riot. Parts of the country are feral. If nobody else will confront them, I will.
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Given the regularity with which Zack Polanski is asked about his boob enlargement hypnotherapy episode, I expect interviewers will soon start grilling Kemi Badenoch about the time she illegally hacked a Labour MP's website
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Abolish subsidies for MPs drinking alcohol and meals in Parliament. #r4today
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