So long, Gay Walzer.

Bitch stop pointing the camera at your face I'm trying to look at your beaver.

He also pisses people off because they think there are a dozen different unrelated vectors and they see Elon as shifting them all randomly when in reality he's bending them all slowly towards his singular decades-long primary vector.

Forcing it 5+ years before gaining any influence over the company, no less.

The issue is that you can be single and disinterested and women will still be disinterested. It's specifically the fact that you're dating someone else that draws them out of the woodwork to flirt with you.

Good thing I don't live in a country where there's any risk of this happening! If I did, I might have to consider the need to compromise with the far more powerful invader.

We should do this preemptively to every Haitian, just in case they ever happen to get shot in the head down he road.

If you angle the gun just right you may be able to hit both with one bullet.

Good. Stay out.

Battlefront 2 was a disaster at launch and then they fixed like 20% of the problems and desperate fans took that as justification to call it awesome and one of the best Star Wars games ever despite being a shadow of the other Battlefront 2.

EA isn't innocent in the shuttering of numerous studios over the years, but they had nothing to do with Bioware losing hundreds of millions of dollars over the last decade.

For the average gay/minority person, I'm sure they hate it. But for the average attention-seeking pronoun-having troon they genuinely adore all attention, even when it's poorly written and painfully shoehorned. They thought it was a victory lap.

An elaborate final mission where you use all your shipbreaking tools to bust your way into the corporate cloning database just to delete your teammates' backups.

He was a big supporter of Amy Coney Barrett for SCOTUS, though. So I guess he "won" on that one.

Every once in a while I get the urge to replay the game but I know I lack the patience to put up with the retarded story. Someone needs to decomp it and mod it into a "Hell yeah I love working for the man!" story.

"How do you think that went?" Well you're still talking about a throwaway joke weeks later, so...

It is racist. It's also funny.

"What would that number be if they bit the bullet and spent more time and money for the same end result..."

Not pictured: any character from a Bioware game made in the last 15 years.

No. I hope many of them bridge themselves.