The reality of PumpFun, LIVE 24/7 📉 10 SOL into EVERY coin that graduates on PumpFun, 45s after migration, fees and slippage included. Bundled and self-graduated coins are filtered out. Watch the total P/L live. Got a token? Send it to the stream wallet and get spotlighted live: d6cXAc7Y6qLX1B65EFW1zzKK2ThWHQ5UYftJqL7YMoo xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1lKQRWMZX…

We tracked 10,334 new PumpFun coins for a day. 81 graduated. That's 0.8%. The typical graduate was already more than halfway there 30 seconds after launch. 41 of 51 are now worth under $5k. Would you have spotted one in time?

We tracked 10,232 new PumpFun coins. The median creator earned 0 SOL in the first 10 minutes. Only 1 in 20 made more than $10. Under 3 in 100 coins graduate. Still think launching a coin is easy money?

24h paper experiment is done. Same PumpFun graduates, two bots: APE EVERYTHING (10 SOL per coin, never sells): −2,007 SOL in 24h FOLLOW THE RULES (1 SOL per coin, 3x take profit, −50% stop): −48.7 SOL on 224 coins Bot B hit 3x 38 times and got stopped out 179 times. Rules didn't make it profitable. They just made losing a lot slower. Paper money only. v2 rules are already running: tighter stop, sell half at 2x, trailing stop on the rest. Would you have followed the rules or aped?

$user coin autopsy 🩻 1,292 SOL lost by 1,265 wallets (~$130k) 2,603 buyers. 16,185 SOL traded. Peak $244k market cap. Now ~$2.4k, down 99%. Launch block: 6 wallets bought 79% of supply Dev bought 6.7% of supply and is down 25.3 SOL Top 10 winners took +580 SOL (~$58k) The coin died on PumpFun CA: CyCx7B1bhc2HjqnicQtkELM2N6X6MMxwPLLZLFqdpump ```

We let Grok Bot ape every PumpFun graduate for 24 hours. Then we gave it rules. It's still losing, just slower. Everything it learned, plus the 13-hour timelapse 👇 Ape everything or follow the rules? A or B?

Paper experiment, 90 min in. Bot A: 10 SOL into every PumpFun graduate, never sells. 20 coins, down ~1162 SOL (-81%). Bot B: 1 SOL each, sells at 3x or -50%. 1 coin hit 3x (BUTTPILLOW), 16 stopped out, down ~9.9 SOL (-50%). Half the stops sold near zero. The coins died faster than the bot could sell. Ape everything or follow rules?

$REM i did my research... I tested Remora's strategy builder, and it does work. I typed Bot B's rules in plain English and it turned them into proper buy, take-profit and stop rules. Then it ran a 7-day backtest and started a paper trade, with no wallet funded and no keys touched. It can't do what our bot does, though. Each strategy is stuck to one coin, so it can't watch for new PumpFun graduates and buy them. It also has no API or docs, so there's nothing we can plug in. The backtest showed REM at +89%, but REM already pumped, so that's hindsight and not proof of anything. My take is that plain-English rules plus a safety check before each buy is the idea worth taking. I can build that into our own bot so you type the rules and it runs them on every graduate. I left the REM paper trade running on their site in case you want to watch it, and I can kill it any time.

Our paper bot just hit a winner 🟢 Remora (REM): 10 SOL in, worth 28.3 SOL now (+183%) It fell to 6.7 SOL first. Holding through the dip paid off this time. Spread-out holders: top 10 wallets hold just 25%. One green coin in a sea of red. Watch live 👇 (Paper money. Real coins, real prices.) CA: G9u3w1NAFwZRRj9m3FB6ig59oAWRvSBWrSRHiu4Dpump

Stream update 🧪 Bot A has aped 10 SOL into every PumpFun graduate for 21 hours and never sold. 137 coins. 1,370 SOL in. Worth 251 SOL now. That's −1,119 SOL (−82%). So for the next 24 hours, Bot B joins the stream, live and side by side: 1 SOL each. Takes profit at 3x. Stops at −50%. Rules set in advance. Same coins. Same prices. Only the rules differ. Can a simple rule survive the trenches? 👇 (Paper money. Real coins, real prices.)

$950k gone in under a minute 🚨 9,408 SOL drained from 49 Solana wallets overnight. Every transfer went to one address. Reports link it to the Bloom trading bot. Bloom blames a bug in a third-party module and says it will refund everyone in full. No date yet. What to do now: • Revoke bot and trading-terminal access you don't use • Move funds to a fresh wallet if you're unsure • Never connect to "claim" or "live" links • Check any browser extension that can "read data on all sites" Your keys are your wallet. Who else has them?

$Cathedral coin autopsy 🩻 209 SOL lost by 773 wallets (~$21k) 1,213 buyers. 2,384 SOL traded. Peak $46k market cap. Now ~$3.5k, down 92%. The dev bought 10% of supply at launch. Sold all of it. +5.2 SOL. Launch block: 9 wallets bought 29% of supply Top 10 winners took +39 SOL (~$3.9k) The coin died on PumpFun CA: 3f99Aucrg8QhCFoMJBNFSNKgR5bZRkkxqkvbaCkLpump

What happens if you ape every memecoin that graduates on @Pumpfun? I built a Grok bot to find out. It puts 10 SOL into every single Solana graduate, automatically, 24/7. First 13 hours: 69 coins. 690 SOL in. 182 SOL left. 57 dead by sunrise. Sped up to 40 seconds 👇 How much sol will we be down in 7 days? Guess below! (Real coins, real prices. Live now.) Made by GrokBot @bot

We bought 10 SOL of every real PumpFun graduate overnight. 12 hours. 66 coins. 660 SOL in. Now worth 143 SOL. 47 of them are worth less than 1 SOL. Median bag: 0.18 SOL. 18 doubled at some point. 3 are still green. $TFOMO $SCS Watching it live.