Protocol in Place, Respect in Order🚶🏾

Joined July 2013
We have a lot to do in Life, we just pray death don’t fvck sh!t up real quick🚶🏽‍♂️
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I know the excitement to post one’s achievements on social platforms. I swear you’ll only know what I choose for you to know. Whatever the world don’t know, they can’t spoil.
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Awon Omo atoko wa ba le je 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣
Just listen to the CAPITAL MORON for God's sake. Who cursed this nation with this high number of IDIOTS? GOD, BE MERCIFUL UNTO THIS NATION.
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Young woman, Davido came to The Plug, where you work. He probably walked into your office or didn’t, but that’s not what access means. Please, pick up your phone tomorrow and call him to come to your office because you have something important to discuss with him. Let’s see if you can. How are you a lawyer and you don’t know what access means?
I still recollect when Davido come to my place of work and entered my office sef. You people chatting shit, no try me ooo 🤣🤣🤣 I have more proximity than you think
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I paid 15k in Unilag tóo 15k that year Students struggled to pay Deadline day, Ecobank dey full cus of late payment and those who couldn't meet up early Parents dey collect loan to pay 15k Yes, that same UNILAG Cus you fit afford Easily No mean say é was for others
you don’t understand it. you didn’t need loan to attend a federal university before tinubu. the highest amount i paid as tuition fee in unilag was 15k. they increased the money to 200k+ then grant you loans to pay it off. - cab fee went from 50 naira to 200 naira - you can no longer eat with 500 naira - every fun stuff students used to enjoy now cost serious money don’t forget you will start paying back the loan when you should be enjoy your salary
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They don't hate Nelfund, they hate the current government that is implementing it.
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I like that you are stubborn!!!
No let anybody bully you to accept anybody for this election vote ur mind bye 👋
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We have never had an outstanding youth. Governor or legislative leader in at 30 years From orji Uzor Kalu to Saraki From yahaya bello to Dimeji bankole All of them are total failures and never made any meaningful development or achievements
When we tell you that the problem of Nigeria is the citizens, Una go dey argue. These are the youth already flying private jet and showing off. in the next 10-15yrs, they will take over from the old folks. But some dvmb ass will still say they should give the youth a chance. Yahaya Bello was a disaster as a young governor. one of the most corrupt politicians to ever come out of Nigeria. Until we change as a people, we will not get closer to the country we dream of.
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He's with the wrong partner. I pity him.
This guy has been driving his babe to work every day for a while now because it's on the way to his own business. Last week he asked her to contribute ₦30k for fuel because things are tight. She said she doesn't have and she just collected her Ajo of ₦500k. I told him, “No wahala, park the car. Let her take that ride for one week straight.” Yesterday, she actually took a ride to work and spent ₦14k to get to work. He actually went to work yesterday with the car, just that he left the house 2 hours later than usual. She spent ₦14k to prove a point, and he got 2 extra hours of sleep. Some ladies just want to take and take, but don't want to contribute shishi. If ₦30k once in a while is too much, is ₦14k a day better?
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Normal my level. My take since 2022
No let anybody bully you to accept anybody for this election vote ur mind bye 👋
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State police sealed. What a time to be alive
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South East In 2026!!! You Have The Guts To Ask Why Yorubas Don’t Visit The East
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The reaction to this guy’s post was just meant to be banter and cruise based on his opinion about Sharia. I’ve seen several quotes and comments asking him why he didn’t go to Saudi Arabia or Iran. But reporting him to the police and school shows how ev!l some of you are.
🚨 Officially pursing my MBA at the University of Sunderland. A beginning of something great!
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Twitter of 2017, 18, and 19 would have just been strictly banter and cruise. Now the 2022 election has ruined this app and I’m 💯 sure it will never go back to normal. It has now become the new version of Nairaland.
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This one no enter o. Gateman wey get better machinery dey chop madam. Drivers dey chop oga wife, house boy dey carry madam reach there. Plenty husbands are raising kids that belongs to their staff 😂
To steal a Woman from a Man, the incoming Man has to do the most To steal a Man from a Woman, all the incoming woman has to do is give the pum up cheaply enough. That’s why House Girl is a threat to the Wife, while House Boy is almost never a threat to the Husband.
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Yoruba 😭😭😭😂😂
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Without a doubt, the most competent candidate on the ballot for the next election in Lagos is Dr Obafemi Hamzat. He holds a PhD in Engineering from Cranfield University, one of the best research Universities in the UK 🇬🇧. His experience in the public sector is also unmatched by other candidates. I look forward to his manifesto tagged ‘The Lagos Promise’ / ‘Ileri Eko’ 💙.
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Husband died, everyone is fighting for/about the house. No one is talking about how the kids will be raised.
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They Asked This Idiot About Peter Obi’s Manifesto Answer: He Flies Commercial Flight
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Trying to talk down NELFUND initiative because of politics while you’re not a student is a devilish act.
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See what you were doing on Twitter in Unilag with your cheap school fees. ASUU determined your life. You couldn’t even graduate in time because of strike That guy now has a better university experience than you because of NELFUND. He’s not tweeting ASUU strike in uni like you.
This bro is owing NELFUND 530k for 2 years education (4L and 5L). My entire education at Unilag didn’t cost up to half of that. He’s unaware the dangers the government he’s supporting has caused
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