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Omo! Yoruba language complete like mad!
"Fi mi diwon o" is such a complete statement without any addition!🤣😂
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Peter Obi's loss in next year's election will be on Netflix 🤣🤣.
Even for Southeast, Man will be shocked
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Dear Young Man,
Under normal circumstances, never assume that your wife's family can possibly love you more than your own family.
This recent trend of newly successful men demonising their own families while adopting their wives' as substitutes is a disease that must encounter a vaccine, and soonest. It makes absolutely no sense.
A young man emerges into fortune, builds a home, accommodates his wife's mother, her siblings, and perhaps even finds a confidant in her father, yet almost entirely abandons his own family. And somehow, there is always a justification for it. An emotional biography carefully assembled to rationalise the weakness of men.
Suddenly, every husband's family is evil, cruel, toxic and inhabited by demons that must be cast out, while every wife's family is made up of angels and saints deserving of adoration and canonisation.
Really?
Of course, there are genuinely terrible families, and marriage does not require you to tolerate abuse or endure toxicity in the name of blood relations. But when a man must systematically vilify his own family to prove his loyalty to his wife's, perhaps the problem deserves a more honest interrogation.
Marriage is not a funeral for your family ties, and success should not become the burial ground of your roots.
Learn to establish healthy boundaries, protect your peace, honour your wife and respect her family. But do not allow the emotional politics of marriage to turn you into a stranger to the people who knew you before fortune gave you a new identity.
Blood is not always thicker than water, I agree. But neither should marriage become an excuse to rewrite history, manufacture villains and canonise an entire family simply because you have found a new home.
Wisdom is knowing how to build a new family without needlessly destroying the old one.
Good Morning Severally...
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Young woman, Davido came to The Plug, where you work. He probably walked into your office or didn’t, but that’s not what access means. Please, pick up your phone tomorrow and call him to come to your office because you have something important to discuss with him. Let’s see if you can. How are you a lawyer and you don’t know what access means?
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I paid 15k in Unilag tóo
15k that year
Students struggled to pay
Deadline day, Ecobank dey full cus of late payment and those who couldn't meet up early
Parents dey collect loan to pay 15k
Yes, that same UNILAG
Cus you fit afford Easily
No mean say é was for others
you don’t understand it. you didn’t need loan to attend a federal university before tinubu. the highest amount i paid as tuition fee in unilag was 15k.
they increased the money to 200k+ then grant you loans to pay it off.
- cab fee went from 50 naira to 200 naira
- you can no longer eat with 500 naira
- every fun stuff students used to enjoy now cost serious money
don’t forget you will start paying back the loan when you should be enjoy your salary
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They don't hate Nelfund, they hate the current government that is implementing it.
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We have never had an outstanding youth. Governor or legislative leader in at 30 years
From orji Uzor Kalu to Saraki
From yahaya bello to Dimeji bankole
All of them are total failures and never made any meaningful development or achievements
When we tell you that the problem of Nigeria is the citizens, Una go dey argue. These are the youth already flying private jet and showing off.
in the next 10-15yrs, they will take over from the old folks. But some dvmb ass will still say they should give the youth a chance.
Yahaya Bello was a disaster as a young governor. one of the most corrupt politicians to ever come out of Nigeria.
Until we change as a people, we will not get closer to the country we dream of.
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South East In 2026!!!
You Have The Guts To Ask Why Yorubas Don’t Visit The East
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Without a doubt, the most competent candidate on the ballot for the next election in Lagos is Dr Obafemi Hamzat. He holds a PhD in Engineering from Cranfield University, one of the best research Universities in the UK 🇬🇧.
His experience in the public sector is also unmatched by other candidates.
I look forward to his manifesto tagged ‘The Lagos Promise’ / ‘Ileri Eko’ 💙.
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Husband died, everyone is fighting for/about the house. No one is talking about how the kids will be raised.
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They Asked This Idiot About Peter Obi’s Manifesto
Answer: He Flies Commercial Flight
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See what you were doing on Twitter in Unilag with your cheap school fees. ASUU determined your life. You couldn’t even graduate in time because of strike
That guy now has a better university experience than you because of NELFUND. He’s not tweeting ASUU strike in uni like you.
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On Friday, 30th of October, I will present my manifesto for Lagos, outlining my vision and priorities for the years ahead.
My focus is to sustain our progress, address areas that need more attention and create opportunities for every Lagosian to thrive.
The future of Lagos must put people first and our plans must reflect their hopes, concerns and everyday realities.
From completing and connecting our rail lines, improving road and water transportation and expanding access to affordable housing, to strengthening security and upgrading healthcare across our 57 LGAs and LCDAs, we must keep making life better. Every community deserves safe roads, reliable public services and opportunities to prosper.
Education, skills development and job creation will remain central to our vision. We must equip young people with the knowledge, technology and practical skills to succeed, support entrepreneurs and small businesses and ensure that talent translates into opportunity, regardless of background, gender, religion or place of origin.
We must also protect our environment through better waste management, flood prevention, improved drainage and the protection of our coastal communities. We will continue to promote responsible governance, support traders and businesses and manage public resources to deliver real value.
Progress is not just about how far we have come but how many lives we improve along the way. Building on the foundation laid by successive administrations, we must protect what works, improve what needs attention and embrace ideas that meet Lagos’ changing needs.
My commitment is to a Lagos that is safer, more accessible, prosperous and inclusive. A Lagos where opportunity reaches every community and every resident has a stake in our shared future.
Together, we will build on our progress and move Lagos forward with purpose, accountability and the people at the centre of every decision.
That is my PROMISE.
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On this Toluwasings issue, here is my message to all men and I hope you take it.
“I cannot do without you, my everything, my kidney, my lungs”…..
Just die first….
Na outside them go bury your body…
(If you don’t understand Yoruba, I’m not sorry).
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AGAIN ….
Man Raises Alarm After Discovering Drug’s Expiry Date Differs From NAFDAC Website
A man reacts after discovering that the expiry date on a drug he and his family had finished taking was different from the date listed on the NAFDAC website.
According to him, the drug’s packaging showed an expiry date of 2029, but after they finished taking it and checked the NAFDAC website, they discovered that the expiry date listed there was 2025.






























