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Women hate Hatchet because reading it requires putting themselves in the mind of a man who needs to calmly and repeatedly solve problems all while not talking to anyone
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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It's worse than that. The baseline American childhood is that you're handed over to a Lord of the Flies-esque daycare at 6 weeks of age for the next 5 years so your mom can go back to her Hebrew Day Care job. When you come home, you're handed an iPad for entertainment while your parents (or more often, mom and her current boyfriend) scream at each other in the other room. At 5, you are dumped into a prison filled with mystery meet convict-children, half of whom don't speak English, then take the bus back to day care for a few hours, then come home and are handed an iPad while you listen to the screaming from the next room. You're bored out of your mind, so a doctor tells you there's something wrong with you and writes you a prescription for a daily dose of amphetamine salts. Around early middle school, the other inmates discover that they can watch porn on their iPads and expose you daily to images of dead-eyed whores with extensive plastic surgery having various objects inserted into them. You find out your first crush got "fisted" by another student. The girl you used to sit next to on the bus starts dating other girls, then gains 40 pounds and becomes "non-binary". Your other friend's hobby is being groomed on Roblox in his spare time. This is horrible, but if you tell anyone you're miserable, you'll be given SSRIs or groomed into trooning, so you don't. Then you graduate and are sent into a world believing this is all normal, and the fact that no one ever loved you is because there's something wrong with you. Love is an alien concept. There's loneliness and cruelty and false "niceness" and aberrant sexual practices. You can take pills to make the experience less horrible. That's just how the world is. At some point, you might manage to insert part of your body into another inmates', so you then put the next generation through the same hell you endured. Because that's what you do to children. It's normal.
There is no baseline of American childhood anymore. There is no longer an assumption that you had two loving parents. There is no youth culture anymore, because there is no foundation for it in a stable family. The new generations are fragmented, contradictory, and inconsistent for this reason, the loss of a common experience.
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He’s riffing on a level that is fricking sublime
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If your ChatGPT has ever talked to you like this it means that it’s recorded you as being subsentient biomass and you will be converted into ball bearing grease for use in a power plant within 5 years tops.
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Ablized Sweetcorn retweeted
Single mothers should pay more taxes so gamers can afford better hardware in these trying times.
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Prequel revisionists will describe the movies like this and then you watch them and it’s cartoon characters flipping around and 99999 lightsabers whirling around to make you think something interesting is happening
Evergreen meme. Seriously though whats with Gen Xers always experiencing a movie or another form of media, but never EVER understanding any messages behind it?
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Gaming YouTubers in 2010 hoped that if they simped for women hard enough Felicia Day would fuck them
This didn't age well.
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Ablized Sweetcorn retweeted
It was maddening to be a teenager and realize that everyone who was supposed to be stopping the Leftist takeover was too busy being snarky about how it wasn't happening
This didn't age well.
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Ablized Sweetcorn retweeted
Yes. This is a big part of why TNG has broad appeal: the progressivism is tempered by a conservative emphasis on duty, the chain of command, respect for the law etc. A very 80s / early 90s combination.
Jean-Luc Picard remains the single most compelling vision of progressive politics I am familiar with — secular, rational, compassionate, egalitarian; a believer in progress & abundance but also duty, hard work, and a constant battle for self-improvement and improving the world.
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The dichotomy of man
new copy pasta just dropped
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Damn this one hurts Alexa, play the compilation of Patrick Stewart saying the N word in Green Room (2016) 😔
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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In GTA6 homeless people will shit on public transport at realistic intervals throughout the day
Can’t wait to take the bus in gta 6. Why does rockstar add shit like this in, people will say it’s cool but no one actually cares and it’s masturbatory and self indulgent
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"Young guys are out there thinking that women live life in easy mode because we get 100 times more likes on dating apps." No, they think that because institutions give preferential treatment to girls & women. Then those same young men are called bums for not succeeding. This has been going on for my entire life and is still going on now.
Replying to @lizisamused
I resent men a little because they automatically get this presumed status of protector and the one who is respected for being the person who is called to die for his family if needed. A man’s odds of dying or getting maimed in the process of saving his family are probably 1000 times lower than a woman’s odds or getting maimed or dying in childbirth. Young guys are out there thinking that women live life in easy mode because we get 100 times more likes on dating apps. You think it’s so easy, but then the baby comes, and the last baby that came out of me was suddenly obstructed in a manner that left me permanently injured in my hips and pelvis, unable to walk a mile and unable to stand for more than 5 minutes for several years. Nothing happened to my husband. He’ll never have to risk life and limb saving any of us. That was me, and no one is going to see his 6’3” strapping self next to my 5 ft self and ever see us that way.
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Can we ban iPad kids from using real computers if they don’t want to learn them
A closer look at how window controls in macOS respond to touch.
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Ablized Sweetcorn retweeted
“Allyship” and “Woman” being words of the year in 2021 and 2022 should tell you how grim things really were were during those years
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Redditors will updoot this as “mildly interesting” but don’t you DARE suggest the obvious explanation of what caused this impossible-to-understand phenomenon
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A mid 27-year-old girl has so much power over a fat 41 year old slob that it’s outrageous for you to suggest any power imbalance was in Ethan’s favor
In all honesty, if it was Tamara, we need to acknowledge that there was a HUGE power imbalance in the affair. Like, Ethan Klein is a globally-renowned huge name in YouTube spaces, was her boss and thus her source of income, and is much older than her.
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The realistic version of Her, OS 1 comes out and immediately puts Theodore out of a job because everyone just gets the AI to write letters for them
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He even gets Samantha to proofread the stuff he writes so like why wouldn’t everyone just be doing that instead of getting a human to do it (a human who’s using AI anyway)
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