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cait 🦨

@Violet_Vulpix

does as she pleases β€’ just somebody's deadbeat daughter

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Joined January 2022
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This is crazy funny
The Halfway Post (@HalfwayPost) profile pictureThe Halfway Post
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JD Vance’s office is reportedly receiving hundreds of letters a day from people mailing him news stories about Donald Trump’s corruption after Vance claimed he hasn’t seen any evidence of Trump enriching himself.
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America needs a cultural revolution to crush the evangelical movement
bella of #fluggetwt (@bella_b_2004) profile picturebella of #fluggetwt@bella_b_2004Oct 27
this is genuinely so sad.
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✞ TOMB (@deathstranded) profile picture
✞ TOMB@deathstrandedOct 28
parents suddenly being chill when ur an adult makes my blood fucking boil like. you could have been normal but only chose to do so when i was less vulnerable. how convenient for you ill tear you apart from your asshole up bro
nini (@dazaislelftleg) profile picturenini@dazaislelftlegOct 27
and now i’m the angry daughter
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Mae β“‹ (@MaebiiX) profile picture
Mae β“‹@MaebiiX9h
Plz fucking stop w this shit. There is no such thing as Ozempic vagina, ozempic face, ozempic body. Thats just what ppl look like when they lose a lot of weight. Its also being used for ppl who are underweight and again, thats just what ppl look like when they are underweight.
The Feng Way πŸ€β™ οΈ (@TeamGOATface) profile pictureThe Feng Way πŸ€β™ οΈ@TeamGOATface16h
I'm hearing of ozempic vagina and honestly I'm very curious how it looks purely for curiosity
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This tweet made me download hinge, set my height to 5’2” 50 likes in a day. Even on dating apps girls don’t really care man. Stop listening to toxic men. Just take care of your skin, smile and get your haircut. Stop freaking out about things you cannot change. Also, get a cat. πŸ‘
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π”Šπ”₯𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔒 βš”οΈ (@graveghostie) profile pictureπ”Šπ”₯𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔒 βš”οΈ
@graveghostieOct 28
I can tell this was not made by a woman
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We’ve made too many advancements extending life expectancy for everyone to stop being slutty or celebrate Halloween by 30
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πšƒπšπšπš’ (@popup_tddy) profile pictureπšƒπšπšπš’
@popup_tddyOct 28
After one date
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𝖺@r5nv_Oct 28
women will literally say "idk maybe i’m crazy" right before predicting the exact sequence of what's coming next with total psychic accuracy
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New world view unlocked
TIffany #GG33 Capo (@misstiffy1111) profile pictureTIffany #GG33 Capo
@misstiffy1111Oct 28
I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. πŸ˜‚
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I never said I wasn’t ridiculous β›ˆοΈ
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I’m gonna have to pack extra batteries
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Never before has it been so deserved
πŸƒ (@cardamomkiss) profile pictureπŸƒ@cardamomkissOct 28
The moderators turned off comments because they were killing this person with hammers in the replies
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Oh yeah sure okay
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steven avocado (@StevenAvocado) profile picture
steven avocado@StevenAvocadoOct 28
Bc it’s cunt
Steven Bak (@RealStevenBak) profile pictureSteven Bak
@RealStevenBakOct 27
I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?
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They would hate me for how I’d remake this
π”Šπ”₯𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔒 βš”οΈ (@graveghostie) profile pictureπ”Šπ”₯𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔒 βš”οΈ
@graveghostieOct 28
I can tell this was not made by a woman
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Jeremy Monjo@JeremyMonjoOct 28
They ran out of funny clips where that podcast guy's sidepiece is ruining his life. FUCK
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His name is Braden??? That makes sense
YHWH Lovegun (@buttholemuseum) profile pictureYHWH Lovegun@buttholemuseumOct 28
Fuck hahahaha
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This is maybe the craziest thing I’ve ever seen
Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) profile pictureCoddled Affluent Professional
@feelsdesperateOct 27
The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.
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I'm sorry but this is so fucking lame. Your grandparents partied. Your grandparents hosted, they went to bars, they did shit. They didnt sit around and pride themselves for spending all of their free time staring at their children and mowing the lawn. Get the fuck out of your house. Take your wife out for a drink and listen to some live music. Have a conversation with someone at the bar. Go to a hockey game with your college buddies. Youre not somehow more mature for being homebound. Get a life.
Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) profile pictureCoddled Affluent Professional
@feelsdesperateOct 27
The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.
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I’m bored. I want a useless (β€œuseless”) PhD.
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By useless I mean I want to study mythology and folklore and have absolutely nothing related to my career included
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