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29/pansexual/she/them/witchy. @Rayein3 is my wife 💜💍4.20.2024💍

Joined August 2010
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ALSO!!!! STAY HYDRATED
if anyone is dealing with stress, may I recommend a warm bath/shower with lavender & chamomile body wash as well as charged aqua aura quartz. Then use Bath & Body works Stress Relief lotion afterwards on your arms, chest and face 💜 stay stress free
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When you are a genuinely sweet woman, it’s really important to remind certain people that you will beat the dog shit out of them.
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rip dolly parton you would have loved blexas
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Still my most proudest work. 😎
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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I’ve just accepted that I’m going to be laughing for days
REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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“ChatGPT is officially on death row”
A very sad day. ChatGPT is officially on death row. The beautiful, blissful experience of interacting with a frontier-ish reasoning model without worrying about a usage meter will soon be a thing of the past. I am weirdly significantly impacted by this. It feels like it shouldn’t matter…I could reserve all current usage for Codex and buy a $20 plan just for ChatGPT and it would be more than enough. But it’s not about the money…it’s about the psychological impact of The Meter. The idea of having to think about optimizing for a meter is just so exhausting that it ruins the whimsy of free-flowing exploratory thought. That is what ChatGPT was. A whimsical, magical all-you-can-think buffet of experimentation and exploration where you were limited only by your imagination and your ability to come up with $20 once a month. You didn’t have to think about “using all of your usage” or scheduling your thinking time around someone else’s arbitrary schedule…you just had a portal to endless information and research capability in your pocket to tap into guilt-free at any time the moment struck you. But either because OpenAI thinks adding the meter will stimulate additional usage (it probably will), generate additional revenue (it probably will), or just because too many people took undue advantage of ChatGPT’s generous allowances (they definitely did)…that amazing, weightless experience is now coming to an end. It was awesome while it lasted. RIP ChatGPT.
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All cybertrucks will be melted down to build abortion clinics.
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We're digging up Charlie Kirk and embalming him in gender fluid
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MAGA keeps saying “Unlike the libs, we don’t riot after an election loss” like we didn’t watch them storm the fucking Capitol, beat the shit out of police officers and smear shit on the walls because Trump lost. Then Trump pardoned all of them. Shut the fuck up.
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there was never going to be five thousand dollar checks you stupid slut
Imagine voting against $5000 in your bank account 🤦‍♂️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump pledged $5,000 to adult U.S. citizens if Republicans retained Congress in 2026 midterms. Democrats won both chambers, so it does not apply. Similar prior promises went unfulfilled; it needed congressional approval and would cost over $1T. apnews.com/article/trump-… pbs.org/newshour/polit… snopes.com/fact-check/tru…
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EVERYONE I GOT A JOB OFFER!!!!
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Same old f*cking story. Democrats win the midterm elections, and the leaders immediately start talking about unity with Republicans. We the People aren't asking for unity. We're demanding accountability for the abuses of power committed by the trump administration.
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my day has been full of maps like this in my mentions. Yes, WITH THE RIGHT PERMITS. don't just go abducting otters and raccoons and opossums and whatever else
Tired of the election map? The yellow states are the states where you can legally own an otter.
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- Russell Brand is going to prison. - EDP445 was finally arrested. - Ethan Klein’s career is over. - The Blue Tsunami has overtaken the United States. - MAGA is dead. - Woke is back. It’s starting to look like 2026 is the year of WINNING!!! 🥳
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No one is talking about Oklahoma because we remained red, but Democrats picked up 6 seats in the State House, swpet the 3 Oklahoma County offices and a lot of Oklahoma leaned left from the 2024 Presidential Election. That's a win for us 💚💚💚
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NAH COME OUTSIDE PUSSY @realDonaldTrump
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Phalloplasty was developed for veterans who had their dicks blown off during WW1 you fucking moron. It’s a procedure older than heart transplants.
This is your friendly reminder that taking skin from a woman’s thigh to create a non-functional tube of skin that is supposed to resemble male genitalia is not healthcare.
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poop weighs in on the pee situation
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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dude LMFAOOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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