
Angel Investor | Building @MobyMedia + @WhaleCoinTalk + @Dappitdotio | Follows, Likes, & (Re)Tweets ≠ Endorsements | Chess ≠ Checkers
Joined May 2019
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Noah retweeted
After spending 6 straight months at @ns as a longtermer, all I can say is don't bet against @balajis.
Welcome to the NS fam, @farcaster_xyz!
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Noah retweeted
in the next few hours, i will be full porting into spot ETFs. no cap.
self custody no longer feels like the safe haven it once was.
"wrench attacks" keep happening in 3rd world countries like the UK + France, and will likely continue in other western countries as well. perpetrators aren't made examples of, which makes them willing to take that risk.
on top of that, hardware wallets aren't the fortress they used to be. tampered @Ledger devices are being sold through a reseller and the @COLDCARDwallet fiasco was devastating to so many ppl doing the right thing.
icing on the cake? AI is making exploits cheaper and more frequent.
it pains me to go against my cypherpunk/libertarian principles but i would rather sleep comfy at night.
not advice. stay safe frens.
if you live in the uk and do crypto get the fuck out
just got my house invaded, taped up held at knife point & robbed for $800k
in so much shock i dont know what the fuck to do, fuck this country. No this is not satire, i fucking wish it was.
wallet with stolen funds
solscan.io/account/B3pMs331k…
Noah retweeted
what a long, strange journey it's been.
it seems as though I will find myself returning to @Warcraft Forever.
November 4th, 2026.
Noah retweeted
the hypocrisy i see from the usual suspects up in arms about Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP is remarkable.
saw the same bitching in 2025 when real celebrities started launching their own shitcoins.
so it's okay for you to coordinate organized PnDs, soft rugs, extract your followers, but when someone with global influence wants to play the game, you're all of a sudden the morality police?
no crying in the casino right? stfu, make your money, and don't throw stones out of a glass house 🤣🤣🤣
Noah retweeted
KYC is a bullshit scam that endangers millions of innocent people so that regulators can feel as if they're providing value to the world
153,000,000 American driver licenses leaked in KYC hack
This is 63% of all American driver licenses
In US driver licenses function as valid government-issues photo IDs
krebsonsecurity.com/2026/09/…
Noah retweeted
@Mordiem_MDM: Decentralized AI Compute, $MDM, and Multi-Network Inference xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1yKAPwbaL…
Noah retweeted
Unstoppable Wallet: A New Paradigm for Privacy & Self-Custody @unstoppablebyhs xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1jGXgBwAg…
Noah retweeted
$398.47M LIQUIDATED IN JUST 24 HOURS
Long Liquidations: $324.14M
Short Liquidations: $74.33M
Biggest Single Liquidation: $11.66M On ETHUSDT (Binance)
Leverage Is Extremely Risky In This Market.
One Sharp Move Can Wipe Out Positions.
Noah retweeted
AI compute is becoming a yield-bearing asset class with @Mordiem_MDM.
Crypto AI compute is fragmented.
For example, @MorpheusAIs has its own billing, @AskVenice has its own, and so on.
Every new network means another token and another integration.
Mordiem fixes this with proprietary architecture.
Stake $MOR, $VVV, $wstETH, or $USDC, mint MDM on @Base, and draw daily, recurring inference across all connected networks via a single OpenAI-compatible API.
Two-line integration: swap your api_key and base_url, everything else works — chat, embeddings, images, audio, video, streaming, tool calls.
You lock capital once, draw compute indefinitely, unstake whenever.
Add automatic failover across providers, BYO keys with zero markup, and no prompt logging or training.
Already live in production — DRM3 routes part of its 100M+ daily tokens through it.
One token. One key. Many networks. MDM on @Base.
Watching closely.
Noah retweeted
TEXITcoin | Honest Money | Mined in Texas xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1lJQRWWAd…
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Universe Pro: Is This the DeFi Super App?🎙️ xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1pKdRDbyd…
Noah retweeted
We are beyond excited to annouce we completed @hackenclub s due diligence! We are one step closer to finishing our funding and getting us all to market!
🤝 @TAGITNETWORK and @Dappitdotio have completed KYC and Due Diligence verification through Hacken Advisory.
KYC and Due Diligence verification signals that a project is ready to be held accountable to its investors, community, and the broader market. It is one of the foundational steps teams take before fundraising.
Hacken Advisory helps Web3 projects build compliant, audit-ready operations across licensing, governance, and regulatory frameworks.
Six new teams just reported for duty.
The crew is growing ahead of The Grand Heist.
New ecosystem partners have assembled:
🚀 @dappitdotio
🌊 @TryNoahAI
💛 @dogefundmexyz
📈 @elitra_xyz
🎮 @_kultgames
🐶 @ownthedoge
Get to know who you'll be running with when The Grand Heist is live.
👉 heist.dogeos.com/
Noah retweeted
10 years ago, I was one of seven Malaysians invited to the Global Entrepreneurship Summit in Silicon Valley
I saw Mark Zuckerberg (Meta), Brian Chesky (AirBnb), Sergey Brin (Google), Reid Hoffman (Linkedin), Travis Kalanick (Uber), etc
It was a dream come true. Malaysia did not yet have the depth of tech ecosystem, capital or global connectivity that Silicon Valley had, but I came home believing we could build it one day
That is why seeing @balajis choose Malaysia, invest his own capital and bring builders from around the world here felt meaningful to me
This was not someone asking Malaysia for money. He placed a serious bet on our country, created jobs, supported local businesses and showed the world that Malaysia could become a gathering place for global technology and talent
As a Malaysian, it is painful to see that confidence shaken by allegations from an anonymous account, especially after the authorities investigated and confirmed that the travel documents were in order
Malaysia must enforce its laws and protect its sovereignty. But we must also protect serious builders from being condemned by social media before the facts are established
We have spent years asking global founders and investors to believe in Malaysia. When one of them does, we should not make them regret it
I sincerely hope our government engages directly with @balajis and Network School, resolves the situation fairly, and restores confidence in Malaysia as a place where ambitious people can build
Ten years ago, I travelled to Silicon Valley to experience the future
I still believe the next generation should not have to leave Malaysia to find it
Should the global tech community continue investing in Malaysia?
Given recent events, I raise this question respectfully for the consideration of Prime Minister Yang Amat Berhormat Dato’ Seri Anwar bin Ibrahim (@anwaribrahim), for the people of Malaysia, and for our friends in the Malaysian tech community. The answer will be of interest to anyone in global tech that’s considering building, investing, or expanding in Malaysia, including executives at Google, Amazon, Apple, and Microsoft, founders of tech unicorns like Coinbase and Solana, and investors at the world’s largest venture capital funds like a16z and Polychain.
As context, I am the former CTO of Coinbase and former General Partner at a16z. In October 2024, I opened a startup society called Network School in Malaysia, because I felt I’d been invited in by the government’s pro-tech policies.
Specifically, the KL20 initiative set out Malaysia’s ambition of becoming a top 20 global tech hub. Their MDEC digital nomad visas and MM2H investor visas were created to facilitate an influx of global talent and capital. And the Johor-Singapore Special Economic Zone was announced to facilitate the flow of capital and talent between Malaysia and Singapore, where I live. When taken in combination with Malaysia’s datacenter buildout and its policy of welcoming visa-free visits for 98% of the world, it seemed like Malaysia might be a great place to build a global tech hub that was simultaneously inexpensive and easy to visit (especially for non-Westerners).
And that’s what we did, by creating Network School. It’s an international tech community with its first node in Forest City, Malaysia. We picked Forest City because it had millions of square feet of empty space, because it was one hour from Singapore’s capital markets, and because it was within the Johor-Singapore Special Economic Zone. Then, within 18 months, without a single penny of government money, we built Network School into a global attraction that brought thousands of engineers, investors, and builders from 70+ countries to learn technology, burn calories, earn online, and have fun, integrating with the local Malaysian economy along the way.
Indeed, in terms of quantifiable contribution to the Malaysian economy, we’ve already invested 100M+ MYR in our campus to make it startup-friendly. For perspective, that’s about 4% of the budget of Johor, the Malaysian state where Forest City is located. We employ dozens of Malaysians directly and indirectly at every level from executive to staff. We’ve backed Malaysian tech startups like Collektr, hosted events for local teams like Superteam Malaysia, and are major customers of many local businesses like barbers, laundromats, and restaurants. We’ve also revitalized the multibillion-dollar Forest City project, causing millions of MYR in real estate appreciation. And, as the video below describes, we were on the cusp of a 500M+ MYR expansion to grow our community, as well as a global merit scholarship with my friend Amjad Masad of Replit.
However, that emerging multi-billion dollar success story — which should rightfully have been hailed as a huge victory for the pro-tech policies of the Malaysian government — is at risk of being derailed by a fake story spread by an anonymous account named MP4P.
In short: on the day before the July 11 Johor elections, MP4P posted an Instagram post falsely accusing Network School of harboring illegal aliens. The sensational accusations caused a tizzy in Malaysia, until Malaysian authorities came to our campus on July 14 to investigate. (I should note that the officers were very polite and professional.) After checking hundreds of physical passports from 40 countries, including dual passport holders, the authorities confirmed to the press on July 15 that all travel documents were in order. During the process, we cooperated fully; in the thread below you can see a photo of the men, women, and children of Network School smiling and holding up their passports in the bright daylight. Our faces are shown and our names are known; we have nothing to hide.
With that said, the process is the punishment. What MP4P did is very similar to the American crime of “swatting”, because MP4P created a hoax report of a serious threat, thereby forcing the Malaysian police to take time away from protecting the Malaysian people towards investigating a nonexistent issue. Moreover, this anonymous MP4P account has also called for Malaysia to boycott Apple, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft…a move that would cost ordinary Malaysians thousands of jobs…even while MP4P’s own Instagram collaborators promote their Apple and Google apps! I mean, we aren’t talking about a credible accuser, but just someone screaming inconsistently at the top of their lungs on social media for traffic, an all-too-common phenomenon these days.
Anyway, at this point, all further investment we were planning to make in Malaysia is on hold until we get sufficient assurance that such issues won’t recur. So are the investment plans of many of our friends, including the execs and investors at global tech firms that we brought to Forest City. Because to put it very plainly: we have invested 100M+ MYR in Malaysia, while creating jobs for dozens of Malaysians, and our faces and names are known. Our Malaysian executives and employees deserve the benefit of the doubt over anonymous internet trolls.
There are two paths forward. In the first case, if Malaysia still wants continued global tech investment, if it wants to be a top 20 tech hub, if it wants us to revitalize Forest City, then we request an audience with the Prime Minister’s office to discuss the terms of a memorandum of understanding between Network School and the Malaysian government, similar to the document recently signed between the Solana Foundation and the Kazakhstan government.
Specifics can of course be discussed, but we would publicly commit to abiding by all Malaysian laws (we already do) and respecting Malaysia’s sovereignty (never in question). In return, they’d get to know our friendly community, and realize that we actually chose Malaysia because we thought it was a great place to build a tech hub where engineers from the global South, investors from the West, and builders from Malaysia itself could meet new people, build cool things, and perhaps create millions of dollars in economic growth in the fullness of time.
That vision of peace and trade, internationalism and entrepreneurialism, is still on the table. We aren’t asking for any money — just a meeting, to help restore confidence in Malaysia as an investable jurisdiction. Alternatively, if you don’t want our investment, or those of our colleagues at billion dollar funds and trillion dollar companies, we will of course respect your wishes, and reallocate our capital to other countries instead.
Either way, we will remain friends and abide by your decision. Please let us know.
Noah retweeted
In celebration of our 5000th Customer we are upgrading their account to our highest Tier "Sovereign"!
Was it you? Visit your account and find out!
We'd like to thank everybody that has gotten us here.
Should the global tech community continue investing in Malaysia?
Given recent events, I raise this question respectfully for the consideration of Prime Minister Yang Amat Berhormat Dato’ Seri Anwar bin Ibrahim (@anwaribrahim), for the people of Malaysia, and for our friends in the Malaysian tech community. The answer will be of interest to anyone in global tech that’s considering building, investing, or expanding in Malaysia, including executives at Google, Amazon, Apple, and Microsoft, founders of tech unicorns like Coinbase and Solana, and investors at the world’s largest venture capital funds like a16z and Polychain.
As context, I am the former CTO of Coinbase and former General Partner at a16z. In October 2024, I opened a startup society called Network School in Malaysia, because I felt I’d been invited in by the government’s pro-tech policies.
Specifically, the KL20 initiative set out Malaysia’s ambition of becoming a top 20 global tech hub. Their MDEC digital nomad visas and MM2H investor visas were created to facilitate an influx of global talent and capital. And the Johor-Singapore Special Economic Zone was announced to facilitate the flow of capital and talent between Malaysia and Singapore, where I live. When taken in combination with Malaysia’s datacenter buildout and its policy of welcoming visa-free visits for 98% of the world, it seemed like Malaysia might be a great place to build a global tech hub that was simultaneously inexpensive and easy to visit (especially for non-Westerners).
And that’s what we did, by creating Network School. It’s an international tech community with its first node in Forest City, Malaysia. We picked Forest City because it had millions of square feet of empty space, because it was one hour from Singapore’s capital markets, and because it was within the Johor-Singapore Special Economic Zone. Then, within 18 months, without a single penny of government money, we built Network School into a global attraction that brought thousands of engineers, investors, and builders from 70+ countries to learn technology, burn calories, earn online, and have fun, integrating with the local Malaysian economy along the way.
Indeed, in terms of quantifiable contribution to the Malaysian economy, we’ve already invested 100M+ MYR in our campus to make it startup-friendly. For perspective, that’s about 4% of the budget of Johor, the Malaysian state where Forest City is located. We employ dozens of Malaysians directly and indirectly at every level from executive to staff. We’ve backed Malaysian tech startups like Collektr, hosted events for local teams like Superteam Malaysia, and are major customers of many local businesses like barbers, laundromats, and restaurants. We’ve also revitalized the multibillion-dollar Forest City project, causing millions of MYR in real estate appreciation. And, as the video below describes, we were on the cusp of a 500M+ MYR expansion to grow our community, as well as a global merit scholarship with my friend Amjad Masad of Replit.
However, that emerging multi-billion dollar success story — which should rightfully have been hailed as a huge victory for the pro-tech policies of the Malaysian government — is at risk of being derailed by a fake story spread by an anonymous account named MP4P.
In short: on the day before the July 11 Johor elections, MP4P posted an Instagram post falsely accusing Network School of harboring illegal aliens. The sensational accusations caused a tizzy in Malaysia, until Malaysian authorities came to our campus on July 14 to investigate. (I should note that the officers were very polite and professional.) After checking hundreds of physical passports from 40 countries, including dual passport holders, the authorities confirmed to the press on July 15 that all travel documents were in order. During the process, we cooperated fully; in the thread below you can see a photo of the men, women, and children of Network School smiling and holding up their passports in the bright daylight. Our faces are shown and our names are known; we have nothing to hide.
With that said, the process is the punishment. What MP4P did is very similar to the American crime of “swatting”, because MP4P created a hoax report of a serious threat, thereby forcing the Malaysian police to take time away from protecting the Malaysian people towards investigating a nonexistent issue. Moreover, this anonymous MP4P account has also called for Malaysia to boycott Apple, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft…a move that would cost ordinary Malaysians thousands of jobs…even while MP4P’s own Instagram collaborators promote their Apple and Google apps! I mean, we aren’t talking about a credible accuser, but just someone screaming inconsistently at the top of their lungs on social media for traffic, an all-too-common phenomenon these days.
Anyway, at this point, all further investment we were planning to make in Malaysia is on hold until we get sufficient assurance that such issues won’t recur. So are the investment plans of many of our friends, including the execs and investors at global tech firms that we brought to Forest City. Because to put it very plainly: we have invested 100M+ MYR in Malaysia, while creating jobs for dozens of Malaysians, and our faces and names are known. Our Malaysian executives and employees deserve the benefit of the doubt over anonymous internet trolls.
There are two paths forward. In the first case, if Malaysia still wants continued global tech investment, if it wants to be a top 20 tech hub, if it wants us to revitalize Forest City, then we request an audience with the Prime Minister’s office to discuss the terms of a memorandum of understanding between Network School and the Malaysian government, similar to the document recently signed between the Solana Foundation and the Kazakhstan government.
Specifics can of course be discussed, but we would publicly commit to abiding by all Malaysian laws (we already do) and respecting Malaysia’s sovereignty (never in question). In return, they’d get to know our friendly community, and realize that we actually chose Malaysia because we thought it was a great place to build a tech hub where engineers from the global South, investors from the West, and builders from Malaysia itself could meet new people, build cool things, and perhaps create millions of dollars in economic growth in the fullness of time.
That vision of peace and trade, internationalism and entrepreneurialism, is still on the table. We aren’t asking for any money — just a meeting, to help restore confidence in Malaysia as an investable jurisdiction. Alternatively, if you don’t want our investment, or those of our colleagues at billion dollar funds and trillion dollar companies, we will of course respect your wishes, and reallocate our capital to other countries instead.
Either way, we will remain friends and abide by your decision. Please let us know.


















