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every whale fact you wish you'd never heard

Joined August 2023
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Replying to @UsingCigarette
“Okay listen up! It's important that we - a group of people whose connection is unknowable - stay calm"
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real dads know this
orbito-- (@orbitogruppen) profile pictureorbito--@orbitogruppen31 Jan 2024
Replying to @Thinkwert
saying "Look, horses." when driving not past horses, like a psychopath
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Tomatoes
50%yes
50%no
2 votes • Final results
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oh? The bees? Yeah, they’ve been extra paradoxical this season
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Sadly, Puzzles
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You've heard of Chicken Little, but what about Chicken Medium? Land fowl, but they commune with the dead. [8 points]
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He was like a grizzly bear in bed - asleep
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"Excuse me, Professor... I wanted to see if there was anything we could do about this A-. I was hoping to make it a B+. Can you suck my dick?"
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“the absence of ketchup. one of his favorite flavors”
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Your honor, my client did not endorse his actions while taking them
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It’s marketing! [this was funny in context]
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that which can be destroyed by 2cb should be
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This is not a ten millimeter coffee cup
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years pass, markets rise and fall, and I wait - knowing someday, we too will become victims of carcinization
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Guys want to get her, weird esoteric sub-200 follower accounts want to be her
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Sorry I can’t come to the butterfly exhibit - I’m vegan
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“you know about closet pizza right?” “is that a gay thing?”
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God, spinning the giant special interests wheel to decide what you spend the first two decades of your life obsessing over: “oh me I hope it lands on Palestine”
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“dammit… trains again”
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“Greetings, Lady Autism, how is today treating you?” “I do not know what you mean by that question”
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Some other things that fail the Bechdel test: the military alphabet, the Fibonacci sequence, your mom
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