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The Magic Walrus

@WalrusMagic

Walrus that knows magic

 Ohio
Joined October 2013
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It's been 3 weeks since I had a bullet go through my walls... It's about time for the sequel.
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trump has signed 100 executive orders on his first day in office. None of which lowers the cost of eggs, housing, or healthcare. He did however, get himself $40,000,000,000 dollars richer in the last week. So there's that. y'all got played.
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I would commit some of the world's worst atrocities to protect Odin's Archive.
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The Harambe Christmas sweater stays on in the bedroom.
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WITCHER?!
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WITCHER
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Congratulations to the Magnificent Dolphin on becoming the 2024 Sea Mammal Classic Champion! A two-time champion!
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I do my best to avoid watching videos with death in it... but if Mike Tyson accidentally or purposely kills Jake Paul tomorrow it's probably going to be left on repeat for a while.
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Davonta Smith is precious.
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@MySportsUpdate3 Nov 2024
Saquon Barkley.... WHAT?!?
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Saquon Barkley is precious.
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Christian@Clafter1226 Oct 2024
AARON BOONE YOU HAVE THE OWNER OF FREEMAN ON YOUR TEAM AND DONT PUT HIM IM TO PITCH AGAINST HIM??
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@JagSays4 Oct 2024
Kyle Pitts after getting more than 4 catches in a game:
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Caroline@carolinekwan2 Oct 2024
the children yearn to be drug mules
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wut
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@MLB19 Sep 2024
6-FOR-6 THREE HOME RUNS 10 RUNS BATTED IN SHOHEI OHTANI HAVE MERCY 🤯
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@MLB19 Sep 2024
6-FOR-6 THREE HOME RUNS 10 RUNS BATTED IN SHOHEI OHTANI HAVE MERCY 🤯
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50cent
@50cent17 Sep 2024
Here I am keeping good company with @DrewBarrymoreTV and I don’t have 1,000 bottles of lube at the house • gunitbrands.com
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IceFrog@IceFrog15 Sep 2024
Congratulations to Team Liquid for their victory at The International!
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Lawrence Sonntag@SirLarr14 Sep 2024
[standing at a podium] Folks, it's time to stop peeing and start pissing.
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