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Walrus that knows magic

Ohio
Joined October 2013
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trump has signed 100 executive orders on his first day in office. None of which lowers the cost of eggs, housing, or healthcare. He did however, get himself $40,000,000,000 dollars richer in the last week. So there's that. y'all got played.
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Saquon Barkley.... WHAT?!?
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AARON BOONE YOU HAVE THE OWNER OF FREEMAN ON YOUR TEAM AND DONT PUT HIM IM TO PITCH AGAINST HIM??
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Kyle Pitts after getting more than 4 catches in a game:
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the children yearn to be drug mules
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6-FOR-6 THREE HOME RUNS 10 RUNS BATTED IN SHOHEI OHTANI HAVE MERCY 🤯
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Here I am keeping good company with @DrewBarrymoreTV and I don’t have 1,000 bottles of lube at the house • gunitbrands.com
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Congratulations to Team Liquid for their victory at The International!
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[standing at a podium] Folks, it's time to stop peeing and start pissing.
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So many storylines to realize. Liquid claiming the win that eludes them. GG making a spectacular LB run last year only to falter in the end. But on the cusp again. Only three time champ Topson Uncrowned Ame Fighting the fav curse Falcons F*ck storylines: it’s our time C9
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Replying to @PopCrave
I never doubted u mr worldwide
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fuck the hulk hogan he no good son of a bitch
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Important moment in Dudes Rock history
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drake linking with his ghostwriters like
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We advertised this as a “special half-hour episode”. And half of it was this.
Watch the UNCUT version of Space Ghost 'Fire Ant' episode where he ditches his interview with Conan O'Brien to follow an ant for 11-minutes.
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The Arizona Diamondbacks can still win the World Series if Mike Pence has the courage tonight do the right thing.
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Last 3 MNF games: Damar Hamlin dies Rodgers ACL tear Chubb leg bends in on itself this shit is CURSED
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“Aaron Rodgers is down.”
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I play baldurs gate I dream of baldurs gate I breathe baldurs gate I love baldurs gate
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Could someone shoot me 15-20 million dollars so I can buy Everquest and port it to UE5 with no cash shop? Thanks! Once EQ is done we'll move onto DAOC, Anarchy Online, etc. 👍
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