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Joined June 2021
Arsenal released him at 13 & Fulham at 16. He stacked shelves at Tesco just to survive Now he's become Arsenal's 3rd most expensive signing EVER Ebereche Eze is coming home I analyzed his data to see if he's worth the hype. Here's what I found out 🧵MEGATHREAD
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Need that GIF of Ben White slapping the Fleetwood town player in Dowman's defense
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The tribalism on here is so weird, people lose all objectivity If you're executing a scissor tackle it does NOT matter if you got the ball. Its a red card for attempting it because it can LITERALLY end a player's career Its reckless and its got no place in football
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Mosquera is and always has been a good to very good CB (ability and potential wise) Its Arsenal's defensive system and personnel that has made him look much better than he is. Same reason Konsa looks like the one of the best CB itw (he's great but there are many better than him individually) When you have Arteta's system & are sorrunded by big Gabi, Saliba, Timber, Rice and Raya, you're obviously gonna look better than you are. Even Mustafi would look like a world beater in our current first 11
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Im actually pissed about us going out the league cup. These games are great opportunities to get some serious minutes for our young players as well as B teamers. Also a trophy we should be winning waaaay more often (like City) Massively let down by the seniors last night. Especially Havertz who squandered chance after chance in the final 3rd. This guy CANNOT be one of our highest paid players let alone anywhere close to 285k a week. I hope Berta does the right thing with the extention (Although the ideal would be to sell) Gyok can't seem to understand he does not need to wrestle with a CB every time. Especially when you end up on your ass, also, every single time Guimaraes did more in 20 mins to help our chance creation than Zubi in 70, who is now our last choice central midfielder. Even behind Merino. Needs to find some shame and up his game Mosquera might be rusty but that is no excuse to simply keep giving the ball to the opposition half a dozen times, under no pressure It was a horror show where our 2 best attackers were 16 and 18 years old + Eze and Øde off the bench
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Wasi retweeted
Nearly broke Dowman's leg with a scissor tackle which was fully intentional
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Havertz has been poor for a while but tonight was an absolute disasterclass. Dont think I've ever see him be worse Knowing Arteta though, he'll probably reward him with a start at Anfield
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Nearly broke Dowman's leg with a scissor tackle which was fully intentional
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Need that GIF of Ben White slapping the Fleetwood town player in Dowman's defense
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Havertz and O'Neill should be off for Merino and Eze Havertz especially has been incredibly wasteful
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I'm happy Kane won. I'm happy football won This man did not deserve to retire without the Balan d'Or (even though its a farce from actual footballing POV it still matters massively from a cultural POV)
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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To reiterate Ballon d'OR is a prize voted for by journalists. Most if not all of these people have personal biases and less footy knowledge than even the beginner level twitter tactico Dont take it ooh seriously. Just saw Cubarsi at 12, Rice at 15 and Saliba at 28/29 Clownshow
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Arda Guler is basically Mesut Ozil reincarnated. Ozil literally has a catalogue of these passes/assists to Ronaldo lmao Can see why Madrid were happy letting Paz go. In Guler they've got the best 10 of the current generation
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Really really really like Kostoulas at Brighton. 19 year old and plays like a Prem veteran. Physicality really good, agile, great technique as wellnas movement
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My starting 11 for Everton: 🔸️Everyone pick themselves. The only 2 positions up for contention were CF and CM 🔸️Im gonna go with Merino up top because Everton are gonna set up in a nasty low block which means our chance creation down the center will be limited. So expect a lot more crosses and no player apart from Gabriel attacks crosses in our side better than Merino. That said, Arteta is most likely just going to stick with Kai (which is also not a bad shout if he can go back to playing how he was at tje start of the season) Gyok is definitely much more suited as a finisher in this game (60' sub) 🔸️Guimaraes also continues. There's no reason for him to be benched. He's in a good place, building up momentum and forming new connections. We might also need his outside the box shots as an added threat against this low block
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🔸️Correction- Id switch out Calafiori for Hincapie or MLS
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I cant believe the amount of hate Kish's got for literally just posting a clip of him playing footie This platform is something else 🤐
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If Rice stays, be is most definitely retiring with a bigger legacy than Patrick Vieira and the best MF to have played for Arsenal, also probably England
I’m gonna say something crazy, but I can’t hold it in me much longer and I need to be honest with myself and all of you. Declan Rice > Patrick Vieira I’m not sorry.
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🇨🇲 Nagida reminds me of Saka's breakthrough season as a LWB Elite tech combined with high level of football intelligence and physical ability. The touch from GK's long ball at 00:17 where he feints outside but receives on the spot will tell you everything you need to know This is a mini Nuno Mendes, a potentially world class. And even though Arsenal dont need a new LB I'd sign him this January purely to prevent another top club getting their hands on him (shouldn't cost more than 30 mil if we move fast) Loan him for the next 6-18 months (depending on the evolution of our squad) and we'll have a readymade starter for our 1st team. He'll make movies with someone like Eze or Nusa on the LW (any winger that loves to go inside basically)
Mahamadou Nagida vs Juventus
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The most obvious buy for 50 and sell for 80 Brighton flip ever
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The real opportunity is for this guy. We all know Madueke's level and its unlikely going to change. Top rotation piece for an elite is his ceiling Think back to how Saka became a 1st team regular? It was injuries to the senior players. Once in the team, Bukayo never looked back Now its Dowman's time to do the same
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