From the Wasatch back, currently living in Salt Lake City #Utah. Spent over a decade as an EMT, and even more time in the US Army. #Veteran

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined September 2012
If someone asks you how much a single family's life is worth to the United States Navy, tell them the exact price: ten million dollars of steel. On April 29, 1975, as Saigon fell, a tiny two-seat wooden-and-fabric Cessna plane with almost no fuel left circled desperately above the American aircraft carrier USS Midway. Inside that tiny cockpit, a father named Major Buang-Ly had crammed his wife and five small children, including a baby. He scribbled a note on a map, wrapped it around his pistol so it would not blow into the ocean, and dropped it onto the carrier deck. A young American sailor picked up the crumpled paper and ran it up to Captain Lawrence Chambers. The note read: "Can you move these helicopter to the other side, I can land on your runway, I can fly 1 hour more. Please rescue me. Major Buang, Wife and 5 child." The flight deck of the USS Midway was completely jammed from bow to stern with military helicopters. A Cessna has no tailhook to catch carrier wires, and its pilot had never landed on a ship in his life. By every military regulation, Captain Chambers had been in command for only five weeks. Throwing millions of dollars of U.S. government aircraft into the sea without permission from Washington could end his career in a court-martial. Chambers looked up at the tiny plane circling in the wind with five children inside. He did not call an accountant in Washington. "Clear the deck," the captain ordered. Hundreds of young American sailors in yellow and green jerseys ran to the edge of the ship, put their shoulders against massive Huey helicopters, and shoved ten million dollars worth of machinery straight off the cliff into the South China Sea. Captain Chambers turned the giant carrier into the wind at twenty-five knots. The tiny Cessna came down, bounced once on the steel runway, and rolled to a safe stop with feet to spare. When the cockpit door opened and five small children stepped out onto the deck, three thousand American sailors roared so loud it drowned out the engines, and immediately passed around a hat to collect cash for the family's new life in America. When the math says a child's life is too expensive, an American throws the math into the ocean.
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🚨 ABSOLUTELY UNCONSCIONABLE! Last night, Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano was caught taking a SLEDGEHAMMER to the Iwo Jima Memorial outside MCB Quantico! This memorial honors Marines who gave everything for this country. This is an absolute disgrace! 🤬
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“The Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome. Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode “The Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note. However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend “The Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s. The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on “weird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like. For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy.” But perhaps the most elaborate Internet “Simpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary “The Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu. Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to “cancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years. Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show — which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been alive— has brought back the “cancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor. I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending “The Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show “The Simpsons” would never have made. If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which — and I cannot emphasize this enough — ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
Apu has returned to The Simpsons. The character got a speaking appearance tonight for the first time in almost a decade, with Sunil Malhotra taking over the role.
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Oh this story is delicious. Some choice parts for you:
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Major banks closed accounts of MAGA, pro-life and other conservative groups disfavored by Biden admin: bombshell report trib.al/Ttt6eY9
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THE FILE IS NOT THE FIGHT I read this article carefully about the Joint Warfighter Evaluation, and I actually think the author is arguing in good faith. So I’ll return the salvo in kind. Mostly. His central mistake is assuming the current system has already identified most of the right people, and JWE is simply another instrument to refine the cut. I mostly disagree. The current system absolutely identifies talent. It identifies people who are very good at succeeding inside the current system. They understand the gates, the timing, the tribes, the assignments, the patrons, and the wickets required to survive decades of institutional judgment. That takes ability, sure. It just does not prove you can actually fight. The author actually describes the problem himself when he writes that “timing and tribes” can determine who becomes a general and then concludes there is “nothing inherently wrong” with that. There is. Every tribe eventually starts breeding in its own image. If the men choosing the next generation value the same assumptions that made them successful, the institution becomes a hall of mirrors. Everyone looks impressive because everyone looks familiar. JWE puts a bit of a window in the room. The Louisiana Maneuvers point is where I disagree most. The author argues Marshall faced a fundamentally different problem because today’s colonels have already commanded, been assessed repeatedly, and spent 25 years operating in war. But that misses the lesson. Marshall wasn't simply asking whether an officer had experience. He wanted to know whether yesterday’s successful officer could fight tomorrow’s war. We have that EXACT problem now. Twenty years of GWOT experience can be enormously valuable. It can also be scar tissue. COIN rewarded habits, assumptions, risk calculations, command structures, and instincts shaped by a very particular kind of war. The next fight may punish some of them brutally. Experience is only an advantage until the battlefield changes faster than the officer does. The French Army of 1940 was not short on experienced officers. It was short on officers whose experience had not become a literal prison. The article also separates “Can this officer fight?” from “Can this officer think?” and suggests war colleges might provide the latter. At this level, I don’t think those are separate questions. Senior warfighting is thinking under pressure. The information is incomplete, the enemy moves, logistics fracture, time disappears, political constraints intrude, and every option sucks. Writing an excellent paper can tell me something about your mind. Watching you make consequential decisions when the floor starts moving tells me something else entirely. And this is where I think the article undersells JWE. JWE is not revolutionary because it produces another score. It's revolutionary because it allows the institution to discover that its own résumé may be wrong. A 'golden child' might freeze. Yet the quiet colonel might see the entire problem immediately. The officer with every credential and every sponsor might get beaten by someone nobody had penciled in for stars. If we're unwilling to accept that possibility, then there is no reason to test anyone, ever. For thirty years we have looked at the file and inferred the officer. JWE simply asks reality for a second opinion. The file tells you who the institution thinks can fight. The arena of the JWE tells you who actually can. But @stuartscheller may have some thoughts on this as well. mwi.westpoint.edu/how-do-you…
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The U.S. Space Force activated Space Forces Special Operations (SPACEFOR-SOC) on the 7th, establishing its ninth component command.
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And then the Cornell story broke. I posted, “I am Jane Doe” in seven separate videos. I’ve never been to Cornell. And I’ve never been sexually assaulted. But I have been in a gang bang. Solidarity means centering yourself in other people’s trauma, in front of a camera, with good lighting. - @BridgetPhetasy at her best
I was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the back-up phone for the side angle. Tanner films all my content. He is not allowed to look at me. The “joke” was about how women dress at the gym. I know it was about me, because everything is. So I did what any survivor would do. I went to my car and filmed myself crying. It took 11 takes, because the lighting in a Range Rover is unforgiving, and grief is no excuse for a bad shot. In the final cut, you can see a single tear land on my sports bra right over the logo, which clicks through to an affiliate link. My caption: “I’m literally shaking.” Then I put on the shortest shorts I own, went back inside, and filmed my ass from three angles with the caption, “Does this outfit work for you, Shane Gillis?” I wanted to send him a message that my body is not for men. To make sure Shane got the message, I tagged him. Then I tagged every man I follow. Some people say my response proved his point. These people are rapists. ✍️ @BridgetPhetasy Article: spectator.com/article/shane-…
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Far as I’m concerned this one if of the greatest pages on all platforms!! Not to mention he documents sources as well as preserving films and photos .. BUT PICTURE CREDITS matter
The M1919 machinegun as a close combat weapon demonstrated by a US Army instructor at Camp Hood in Texas circa 1942
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Boomers just got a 3.6% inflation adjusted raise in social security benefits Meanwhile everyone else just had the 6th straight month of negative real earnings Despite this all you will hear about is how tough 'fixed income' is for boomers while we're literally getting poorer
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On April 9, 1940, Germany invaded Norway. Ten German destroyers raced into Narvik carrying 2,000 mountain troops and took the town in a few hours. Why Narvik? Iron ore. In winter, Swedish ore that fed the German war machine came by rail to this ice-free port and then down the Norwegian coast. Whoever held Narvik held the tap. That same morning, two old Norwegian coastal defense ships tried to fight. Both were torpedoed. Around 280 Norwegian sailors died in minutes. Captain Bernard Warburton-Lee, a Welshman commanding the Royal Navy's 2nd Destroyer Flotilla, was ordered to stop any German landing at Narvik. He had 5 destroyers: Hardy, Hunter, Havock, Hotspur and Hostile. He stopped at a small pilot station on the way in to ask the locals what was up ahead. The Norwegians told him six large warships and a submarine, and that he'd need twice as many ships. He radioed London. The Admiralty's answer was basically: you're the only one who can judge this. We'll back whatever you decide. His reply said he intended to attack at dawn, at high water. The Germans actually had 10 destroyers, not 6. He went anyway. Up 30 miles of narrow fjord, at night, in a snowstorm, with no reliable charts of the harbor. What he didn't know was that luck was on his side. The Germans had only one tanker in port, so their destroyers were spread out, taking turns refueling. Some were tucked away in side fjords. The ones in the harbor weren't expecting company. At 4:30 in the morning, Hardy slipped into Narvik harbor and fired torpedoes into the anchored ships. The German flagship Wilhelm Heidkamp blew up. The commodore in charge of the entire German force, Friedrich Bonte, was killed. The destroyer Anton Schmitt was torn in half. Others were badly damaged. Merchant ships all over the harbor were sunk or burning. Warburton-Lee made three passes. Then he turned for home. As his flotilla headed back down the fjord, five more German destroyers came out of the side fjords and caught them in a crossfire. A shell hit Hardy's bridge. Almost everyone on it was killed or wounded. Warburton-Lee was hit in the head and mortally wounded. The ship's paymaster, Lieutenant Geoffrey Stanning, a supply officer with no business steering a warship, staggered to the wheel wounded and kept her moving. With her boilers wrecked and her captain dying, Hardy was run aground on the Norwegian shore so the crew could get off. Warburton-Lee's last signal to his flotilla: "Continue to engage the enemy." Hunter was hit, then rammed by Hotspur, whose steering had been shot away. Hunter went down with most of her crew. The survivors kept fighting their way out. On the way, they met a German supply ship heading up the fjord loaded with ammunition. They opened fire. It exploded so violently it was described as one of the biggest blasts of the campaign. Hardy's crew carried their captain ashore through the snow. He died on the beach. The local Norwegians took in the frozen, wounded British sailors, sheltered them in their homes and fed them, while German troops were only miles away. Three days later, the battleship HMS Warspite came up the same fjord with nine destroyers. Every remaining German destroyer at Narvik was sunk or scuttled. Warspite's little floatplane even sank a U-boat, the first U-boat sunk by an aircraft in the war. Germany started WWII with 22 destroyers. It lost 10 of them at Narvik. Nearly half its destroyer fleet, gone in four days. That shortage would haunt the Kriegsmarine when Hitler later dreamed of invading Britain. Bernard Warburton-Lee received the Victoria Cross. It was the first VC awarded in the Second World War. He never went home. He's buried in Ballangen, Norway, a short distance from where Hardy ran aground, in the country he died trying to defend.
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Not gonna lie, this is how I'm gonna start explaining myself to people who constantly ask for money at places. I understand that people are struggling but we all are and dude makes a very very valid point. I went to the store the other day, 3 bags of nothing was 90 bucks.
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I’m going to bet that totals up on Hidden Peak are substantially greater.
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“Abdul you recently did a 12 city tour with an Imam who said he would not rest until the streets of Dallas ran red with the blood of the infidels. Do you condone this rhetoric?” “Come on. That’s crazy.” “But do you?” “This campaign is about affordability.”
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You can’t teach posting like this
Poor people are not hungry and they haven’t been for like 40 years. They’re obese . I am a wealthy white woman on a diet trying to fit into my loveshackfancy size 2 dresses from 3 years ago. I am the one who is hungry. Use your empathy on me
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.. they've been sitting on Tiananmen Square footage in a closet for 40 fucking years?
WATCH: Britain’s ITN has released ~4 hours of previously sealed 1989 Tiananmen footage — filmed by the team that smuggled the tapes out of China. The material, archived for ~35 years, includes a 2-hour crackdown compilation and 90 minutes of secretly filmed raw rushes from the days after, showing military trucks on Beijing streets, crowds, and the aftermath.
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Kid Rock and Eminem are teaming up on a Christian album, despite being on opposite sides of the political aisle. The longtime Detroit friends have known each other for nearly 40 years, and Kid Rock says they made a pact long ago to never let politics destroy their friendship. Now, he's bringing Eminem into his new faith-based project, "Halfway 2 Jesus," hoping their unlikely collaboration sends a message to a divided country. Kid Rock also reveals what inspired his renewed focus on faith and his plans to bring Christian revivals to stadiums. Read more: foxnews.com/media/kid-rock-d…
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The United States has more guns in civilian hands than every military in the world combined.
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Having witnessed a lot of people flee high tax states to come to Florida, I’d say people of all income levels tend to resent being taxed to fund asinine spending policies that have become a hallmark of leftist states.
President Obama: “We can have debates about what our marginal tax rates should be and I would argue wealthy people in this country do not pay enough in taxes and the ultra-wealthy oftentimes pay no taxes and have figured out how to game the system. But when I hear billionaires, folks who cannot spend ever a fraction of their wealth and neither can their kids or their grandkids, say they are moving to Florida because they’re trying to avoid a state tax which is a rounding error in their wealthy, there is a certain mentality there that says I should not have to give up anything”
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🚨🇩🇪 NEW: Germany’s AfD and Italy’s Future Nationale have announced a new right wing partnership The parties joined forces at a rally in Orvieto, calling for greater unity among Europe’s nationalist factions [@telegraph]
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