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Mike Catron 🏀

@WatchTheBoxes

Host of 📦👀 Watching the Boxes Fantasy Basketball Podcast; now on YouTube Still disgruntled Chicago Bulls fan, libationist, #1 retweeter.

 Chicago, IL
youtube.com/@watchingtheboxesfantasy?si=b2U3otqM8N6IC3S9
Joined November 2014
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If you want to know what I've been up to on hiatus check out The Not That Late Show. We were recently nominated as a Finalist for Chicago Reader's Best Comedy Show in Chicago. If you are from Chicago or not, follow the link and give us a vote! Much love ntlshow.com

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Brad Carson
@bradrcarson23h
So the 41 datacenter moratoria across the country are, I predict, going to go 41-0. In nearly every case it's about 67-80% opposing datacenters. True in California, Ohio, everywhere. Read all the results here: dashboard-production-c2fc.up…
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Johnny 🌨️@JohnnyyNoHoes22h
Kansas during the World Cup
🦇 la exploradora 🕸️ (@Missy_dee811) profile picture🦇 la exploradora 🕸️@Missy_dee811Nov 4
Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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largest rodent@capybaronessNov 4
mayor zohran mamdani saved the country btw
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hungrybox
@LiquidHboxNov 4
holy fuck.
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Milena Z@Rebella2688Nov 3
- It's over, Anakin! I have the high moral ground!
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WOKE 3 WE ARE BRINGING CHARLIE KIRK BACK TO LIFE JUST TO DO IT AGAIN
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Josh Lloyd
@redrock_bballNov 3
Rollins benched for Burries. Grabbing Burries
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Coach Usayd Koshul
@usaydkoshulNov 3
I'm convinced that some of you would stop watching football if you had to sit through Marc Trestman calling plays for Jimmy Clausen. So let #Bears fans have their fun.
FortuitousRuss (@FortuitousRuss) profile pictureFortuitousRuss@FortuitousRussNov 2
Bears fans aren’t like Chiefs, Niners, Broncos fanbases They just have this irrational obsession with Caleb Williams and treat him like a god. It’s cause they’ve never seen good qb play before
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Depressed Bears Fan
@ImBearsFanNov 3
Absolutely embarrassing for the league to call this delay of game. The defender ran into Caleb as he went to the line!
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BuccoCapital Bloke
@buccocapitalNov 3
"six way parlay. i want Sayed in Michigan and abbott in Texas. i want ANT Day 1 close above $1.8T. i want dem house and dem senate. i want Yaxel Lendeborg ROY. read it back to me"
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Steph Noh@StephNohNov 3
They wouldn't let the Bulls inbound the ball because LeBron was finishing a dad joke
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Wesam
@wesamo__Nov 2
Abused remote worker still checking slack after clocking out at 2pm
Animology (@Animology_) profile pictureAnimology@Animology_7 Aug 2024
Abused zoo bear still circling in an imaginary cage after being freed
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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he's 2 games into what jokic luka lebron giannis all have gone thru btw
HYRO (@hyroglifixx) profile pictureHYRO@hyroglifixxNov 1
someone give SGA a hug
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Dan Besbris
@DanBesbrisOct 31
Remember when I said I was too nervous to draft a guy that didn't play a single preseason game?
Old Man Squad Sports Network (@OldManSquad) profile pictureOld Man Squad Sports Network@OldManSquadOct 31
The biggest news from Friday wasn't from a game at all as another preseason player of concern is HURT long term. It's Chet, and he's out for 2-3 months! YT: youtu.be/xokzfLOo7A0 @BleavNetwork @DanBesbris
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Josh Lloyd
@redrock_bballOct 29
.@YahooFantasyCC you guys really need to address the IL changes you made, especially switching players from O to Q as games end, so people can't hold obviously injured players in IL, thus hamstringing them from making moves. It alienates players when an injury can't even be covered for because of asinine like this.
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mabber
@mabber23Oct 27
"Sir, they're not Italian. They're Jewish."
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not “Doctor” Thaddeus Rivers 🇯🇪🇹🇹 (@FreezePhone) profile picturenot “Doctor” Thaddeus Rivers 🇯🇪🇹🇹@FreezePhoneOct 27
The #Rizzler did not attend Big Justice’s Bar Mitzvah #Patriot #americafirst
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Imagine drafting Ant-Kawhi-JDub-JJJ-Paolo-Suggs-Calen Wallace in one team Anybody hit BINGO with these guys?
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Ahmed Chawki@ikwa_404Oct 28
This meme was never used this good before this unheard of
Sasha le génie🇨🇭 (@sashalegenie) profile pictureSasha le génie🇨🇭@sashalegenieOct 27
Un americain qui croise un japonais dans une école (Les deux ont les mêmes cibles mais differentes intentions)
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2 flop calls in a 1 point game. Scott Foster. Something smells funny
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