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Host of 📦👀 Watching the Boxes Fantasy Basketball Podcast; now on YouTube Still disgruntled Chicago Bulls fan, libationist, #1 retweeter.

Chicago, IL
Joined November 2014
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
So the 41 datacenter moratoria across the country are, I predict, going to go 41-0. In nearly every case it's about 67-80% opposing datacenters. True in California, Ohio, everywhere. Read all the results here: dashboard-production-c2fc.up…
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
Kansas during the World Cup
Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
mayor zohran mamdani saved the country btw
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
holy fuck.
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
- It's over, Anakin! I have the high moral ground!
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WOKE 3 WE ARE BRINGING CHARLIE KIRK BACK TO LIFE JUST TO DO IT AGAIN
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
Rollins benched for Burries. Grabbing Burries
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
I'm convinced that some of you would stop watching football if you had to sit through Marc Trestman calling plays for Jimmy Clausen. So let #Bears fans have their fun.
Bears fans aren’t like Chiefs, Niners, Broncos fanbases They just have this irrational obsession with Caleb Williams and treat him like a god. It’s cause they’ve never seen good qb play before
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
Absolutely embarrassing for the league to call this delay of game. The defender ran into Caleb as he went to the line!
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
"six way parlay. i want Sayed in Michigan and abbott in Texas. i want ANT Day 1 close above $1.8T. i want dem house and dem senate. i want Yaxel Lendeborg ROY. read it back to me"
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
They wouldn't let the Bulls inbound the ball because LeBron was finishing a dad joke
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
Abused remote worker still checking slack after clocking out at 2pm
Abused zoo bear still circling in an imaginary cage after being freed
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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he's 2 games into what jokic luka lebron giannis all have gone thru btw
someone give SGA a hug
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
Remember when I said I was too nervous to draft a guy that didn't play a single preseason game?
The biggest news from Friday wasn't from a game at all as another preseason player of concern is HURT long term. It's Chet, and he's out for 2-3 months! YT: youtu.be/xokzfLOo7A0 @BleavNetwork @DanBesbris
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
.@YahooFantasyCC you guys really need to address the IL changes you made, especially switching players from O to Q as games end, so people can't hold obviously injured players in IL, thus hamstringing them from making moves. It alienates players when an injury can't even be covered for because of asinine like this.
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
"Sir, they're not Italian. They're Jewish."
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Imagine drafting Ant-Kawhi-JDub-JJJ-Paolo-Suggs-Calen Wallace in one team Anybody hit BINGO with these guys?
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
This meme was never used this good before this unheard of
Un americain qui croise un japonais dans une école (Les deux ont les mêmes cibles mais differentes intentions)
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Mike Catron 🏀 retweeted
Not sure if you saw the update, but expectation now seems to be more than 2 months for Ant
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