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the mike

@WhatUpWithMike

cornfed white boy 🌽

 Los Angeles
Joined September 2010
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To everyone that can’t be or isn’t around their family today: I’m sorry and I wish you the best. To everyone that is or has to be around their family today: I’m sorry and I wish you the best.
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i wanna know where the fuck my mom got this from
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When somebody has a problem with you smooching your best friend.
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I know. I’ll run for president. I’ll make some romantic music. Everybody will get laid. And everybody will be happy again. 😀
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Fun sports fact, the Blazers and Spurs are both named after items of clothing that k.d. lang is probably wearing right now.
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me (gently nudging my wife awake): darling they did it. the republicans passed the tax bill. we can finally go public with our love my corporation wife: i am a business entity
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.@starwars what if luke just never stopped trying to go into Tosche Station? We decided to find out. youtube.com/watch?v=DhkgohG9…
SONGIFY STAR WARS, but everything goes wrong because Luke is obsessed with Tosche Station

SONGIFY STAR WARS, but everything goes wrong because Luke is obsessed with Tosche Station

For decades, Luke desperately tries to reach his favorite hangout. ...

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Daviad@FakeEyes2216 Dec 2017
I used to be able to hate myself so good with an entire cauldron of McDonald’s fries before that villain Spurlock came around and made Super Size go away. I ask you who the real monster is.
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Yo, how is the gang doing...I'm ready to talk...r u?
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Amancé@AmanAdwin1 Dec 2017
Flynn: IDK Anything FBI: we’ll offer you a plea deal if you start listing names Flynn:
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just heard a man yell “NOT TODAY, JASON” at his dog
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Siri just read this out loud to my daughters. Happy Thanksgiving. xitter.gq/unholywife/status/9337…
Boofaloo (@Boofikins) profile pictureBoofaloo@Boofikins23 Nov 2017
Replying to @VancityReynolds
@VancityReynolds Dear Mr. Reynolds, may I please see your balls? Asking for a friend.
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Many ppl not realizing Youve Got MAIL a 'Thanksgiving" movie. Indie-actin' ParkerPosee in TopForm&Snarky Nora Ephrons script SHARP.A treat!
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ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth-- BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! ME: Joe. Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.
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the rumors are true: @realDonaldTrump employs a human #squattypotty & pays him minimum wage plus tips** **rape
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I️ can stare at this for hours. MeTime#
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"YES AND" ALBUM RELEASE: Hey friends, today is the day!!! Big thanks to everyone involved in making Yes And a reality. Links to the album on iTunes, Bandcamp and CD Baby are up today at: mattknudsen.com/ RT?! #gratitude
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God: Actually, it's pronounced Jod.
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Someone get poison control on the phone, our Paul's Hard Julius will fuck you up in no time because it's just an orange pine-sol slushie.
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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