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@WhyChrisBrain

Failed Human Experiment

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Philip Matthews@secondzeitSep 21
Some people are going to be very disappointed at 6pm if they find out that this time Nicky Hager has published a book of poetry or a children’s book about two penguins who fall in love
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In North London also
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@SarahLongwell25Jan 25
A thread of MAGA protesting with guns and not getting murdered for it... Arizona, November 2020
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@BulwarkOnlineJan 25
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm loaded with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have the right to break the law and incite violence."
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There are no laws either federally or in Minnesota about carrying “multiple magazines in a public place not named as restricted by Minnesota’s carry laws. Patel is simply making things up. dps.mn.gov/divisions/bca/…
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Husbands on Grindr.
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Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch6 Nov 2025
women have to do The Long Walk backwards and in heels
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Sam Smith@SamSmithComedy1 Nov 2025
Welcome back, Wyclef Jean.
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@Acyn24 Sep 2025
Watters: it does appear to be sabotage with the escalator and the teleprompter..  Leavitt: It appears that way to me… if we find these were UN staffers who were purposely trying to literally trip up the president and the first lady, there better be accountability for those people and I will personally see to it.
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Simply Spurs@Simply_Spurs16 May 2025
21 league defeats? Ahhh annoying. Anyway,
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Good article by Jackal – at Auckland, New Zealand
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Cameron Slater’s Creepy Fixation On Jacinda Ardern thejackalman.blogspot.com/20…
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Stop stealing shit, you horrific cunts.
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We thought we’d also hop on the Ghibli trend.
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J u h a@juhasaarinen15 Dec 2024
Unexpected burn from the Herald.
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Ran towards the tube train just as the doors closed. There was a group of about 6 teenagers on the train that saw me miss the train and they didn’t laugh at me. The stupid little cunts.
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Landlords will paint over anything.
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Karli Marulli@karlimarulli4 Sep 2024
a heist movie that takes place during a 17 minute standing ovation at cannes
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Kevin Baum@kevinbaum01330 Jul 2024
Why do we even have a Second Amendment?
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I'm going to grab the peanut butter from the pantry. Be back in twenty minutes.
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Khloé Kardashian has the most beautiful pantry EVER
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Todd Barry@toddbarry11 Jul 2024
George Clooney wrote an op-ed about a nomination. Didn't read it, but I assume it's about me being snubbed for an Oscar for my role in The Wrestler.
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I am the alter destiny, the presence of the living myth. (Sun Ra)
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surely the DNC has a few slightly less ratlike Buttigieg prototypes growing in a vat somewhere. slop one of those bad boys out onto the cleanroom floor and get him fitted for a suit!
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