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Dan

@WhyDanielWhy

I'm chill, but I worry.

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Joined November 2010
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Stanley Tucci suggests the existence of a Stanley Onecci and a Stanley Threecci
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Queens of the Bronze Age
Tokyo (@otokyo__) profile pictureTokyo
@otokyo__Jun 8
Make a band bigger. I’ll go first: Maroon 8.
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Every single time I think about reactivating my Disney plus account I see this shit on my timeline and change my mind.
Drew Smith (@DrewDisneyDude) profile pictureDrew Smith
@DrewDisneyDudeAug 14
THIS IS INSANE. Walt Disney Imagineering revealed a fully interactive snack stand with Grogu at D23. 😭🔥
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If you haven’t drizzled honey on Braums sopapilla ice cream you haven’t lived.
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It’s so wild how a tiny piece of pop culture has such a generational berth. Mention”Weekend at Bernie’s” during a conversation and 90% of people will know the context of what you’re talking about.
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Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) profile pictureScott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKYJul 7
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
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Finally watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Only 49 chainsaw massacres to go.
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I saw Peaches open for Queens of the Stone Age with no knowledge of her whatsoever and I was BLOWN AWAY
Tones Of Music (@TonesOfMusic) profile pictureTones Of Music@TonesOfMusicJun 20
Best opening band you've seen? Foo Fighters/Red Hot Chili Peppers
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This is the first I’ve ever heard of a cyber truck having passengers
Grapevine Police (@GrapevinePolice) profile pictureGrapevine Police
@GrapevinePoliceMay 19
Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the “Wade Mode” feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested.
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whatever songs Sleep Token makes
america's local band cheekface (@cheekfaceREAL) profile pictureamerica's local band cheekface@cheekfaceREALMar 18
fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site
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What a day to get my new passport in the mail.
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This used to be a fun app.
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What an awful day to be literate.
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Put my all into the Christmas costume party I went to
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I swear, all this app does is make me scour posts for *any* contextual clues to viral posts
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Thanks I hate it #MyXAnniversary
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I’ve never worked from home often, but when I do, it ain’t “home” that’s for sure
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I don’t need subtitles for dialogue on shows, just little ones for character’s names, that’s all
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Breweries that release spooky themed brews during the holidays should name some after terrifying websites we came across back in the day, like “Ted’s Caving Page”
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone try to do metallurgy to make a profit off of nickels…
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