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I'm chill, but I worry.

Joined November 2010
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i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings
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we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896
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My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served
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Jamiroquai
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Markwayne Mullin could not remember if we were at war THIS WEEK. His state has one of the highest crime rates in the country — with a murder rate 40% higher than California’s. He literally tried to fight union workers during a hearing and told them to “shut your mouth.” And said “I don’t want reality” at a Senate hearing about race. This erratic, unstable man is now in charge of HOMELAND SECURITY.
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who up busting with bill murray
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Good morning and THUNDER UP. ⚡️💙
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I'm late to this but RIP Drew Struzan, the legend made poster art for dozens of classic 80s movies but I'll bet you didn't know he made these raw mfs too
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New signs going up I-35 as you go into Oklahoma City. Home of the NBA Champions @okcthunder
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Do people understand that Abstract Expressionism is like 80 years old? Rothko was most active in the 1940s and 50s. Pollock *died* in 1956. Why do chuds talk about modern art like it started in 2011.
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me today:
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crying we fr about to do this
NEW MOZART DROPPING DAWG
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Oklahomans, check your voter registration status here —> okvoterportal.okelections.go…
Thanks to our strict voter list maintenance laws, Oklahoma has removed over 453K ineligible voters from our rolls– felons, deceased voters, duplicate registrations, and more. Check out this thread for the full update from my office and learn about our election integrity efforts:
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Manatees being feed sweet potatoes, while looking like sweet potatoes
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happy 11 yrs to THE album, ily forever
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Justice - Justice (2007)
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Looking at the moon is so funny right now she's acting as if nothing even happened
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A baby platypus is known as a puggle and has teeny-tiny eyes, a flat head and silky-smooth looking short hair xitter.gq/i/status/1763513687845…
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Never trust a politician who tells you how to pray or a religious leader who tells you how to vote.
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