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Only conservatives can be dumb enough to believe that government healthcare isn’t possible because they were told that by people who receive government healthcare.
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This alone should justify replacing him
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“That is where you’ve ALWAYS been wrong, Lex! Israel has the right to defend itself!”
- Superman 2 (2028)
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Haley Stevens (2018) vs the woman currently portraying Haley Stevens (2026)
Can we PLEASE find out who the woman giggling is? It’s definitely not Natalie as Donald specifically told her she’s not allowed to laugh.
Here's the entirety of Trump's bonkers call to C-SPAN, which began with a woman (not Melania) giggling in the background, continued with him going on a fascist diatribe about Venezuela, and ended with the C-SPAN host gently trying to nudge him off the line mid-psychotic rant
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Conservatives punting Dave Chappelle on second down and three lol.
Dave Chappelle said that he “feels better” since Charlie Kirk’s murder. It wasn’t really a joke. The broader question for Democrats is this: how deep does the hatred go?
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Lots of companies will often go out of business because they’re super successful. It’s a brilliant strategy when you think about it.
The Cybertruck order rate far exceeds our production rate. We will try to make as many as possible before shutting down the line in about 8 months, but will have to return deposits for a lot of people.
This is not a case of Cybertruck being unprofitable, as has been misreported by legacy media, but rather that the opportunity cost of the complexity of Cybertruck is vastly outweighed by the value of incremental Cybercab production.
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About to be a Superman vs. Doomsday movie that’s nothing but a two-hour long fight sequence in slow motion with Lois Lane’s titties hanging out the whole time. Everybody will be white and Superman’s origin story will be he was born in Kansas and hates immigrants.
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Jeffries HAS to go. This is NOT what the voters wanted.
Hakeem Jeffries is asked if he will follow the lead of Sen Chris Van Hollen and others who’ve demanded the upcoming spending bill end the Iran war or else the government shuts down.
He says: "We're going to end the war in Iran one way or the other, but with respect to the Appropriations Process, right now, that's in the hands of Rosa DeLauro on the House side, and Patty Murray on the Senate side"
Jeffries feeling absolutely no pressure to end this war, clearly very confident he’ll become Speaker regardless.
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They’re not trying to defeat MAGA, they’re trying to buy politicians to make sure they’re left alone by the government, whichever party is in power.
You obviously know this but you choose to mislead and gaslight.
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Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
Congrats, America, you’re dumb as fuck.
Dana White is now taking questions from the press in the briefing room. You can’t make this shit up.
And the question comes from a far-right propagandist asking him who will win a fight between Trump and Biden. He replies Trump because he’s the toughest person he’s ever met.
What a joke this WH has become.
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Volume up please. This Radiohead remix is excellent, and spot-on.
#Trump
