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Alexander Haley 27 Years old He/Him https://xitter.gq/t.co/XGRtEZMxIa https://xitter.gq/t.co/WSCkMCmANX

Doin' Ur Mom
Joined February 2020
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Xanderhal retweeted
Getting my introvert ass out to vote because i'm sick of this shit
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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Xanderhal retweeted
BREAKING — The Trump administration has filed an emergency appeal with the Supreme Court to prevent roughly 20,000 California mail-in ballots from being counted pending citizenship verification, just one day before Election Day. Lower courts have rejected the request.
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Xanderhal retweeted
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS, THE MIDTERMS ARE FUCKING TOMORROW. NOTHING IS WRAPPED UNTIL THE OFFICIAL RESULTS COME OUT. GET OUT AND VOTE. OUR LIVES FUCKING DEPEND ON IT
That's a wrap! House: 🔵 240 - (224-252 Likely Seats) 🔴 195 - (183-211 Likely Seats) Senate: 🔵 54 - (51-55 Likely Seats) 🔴 46 - (45-49 Likely Seats) Governorships: 🔵 29 - (26-30 Likely Seats) 🔴 21 - (20-24 Likely Seats) Read it for free: usapolling.substack.com/p/de…
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Xanderhal retweeted
Wumpus torture game
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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I haven't seen anyone say this but the "Anakin Posting" thing is just a regurgitation of when "Prequel Memes" blew up in late 2016 - 17. Our culture is literally in a ten year forever loop LMAO.
My politics in 2020 My politics now
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"See, that's exactly why I don't dress up for Halloween. Right there, that's the reason."
Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Intentionally or not, this post proved to be very misleading in a few different ways. Macaulay Culkin IS recreating the meme in this picture, but his costume itself is actually of a green army man toy. His face paint is actually bright green. x.com/mgkcentral/sta…
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Xanderhal retweeted
When you're driving in 1st person and Johnny shows up in the passenger seat
Finally playing Cyberpunk 2077. I SWEAR TO GOD THIS TIME I'M GONNA PLAY THIS GAME TO THE FULL. LET'S DO THIS CHOOMS
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THEY'RE SOYFACING OVER FUCKING FUNKO POPS NOW YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP ANYMORE
Custom time! Female Draco Malfoy Funko POPs!? Yay or nay.. check out these sweet concepts below ~ Created by @medichistes ~ #HarryPotter #DracoMalfoy #FunkoPOPNews #Funko #FunkoPOP
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I’m on this site basically 24/7 with an algorithm designed to make me mad and I’ve only seen like 2 anakin posts
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Xanderhal retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Haley Stevens’ staff have collectively resigned after her endorsement of MAGA Mike Rogers.
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"the importance of star wars to our fascist movement"
This is not a meme anymore. It never was. We successfully saved Anakin, and possibly Star Wars itself. This is a monumental zeitgeist victory the likes we’ve not yet seen. Your posting matters. Our posting matters. Never stop. Protect our hero’s. Protect our myths. We will WIN!
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This isn't even true but like, if it was, is this supposed to be an epic own?
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You kept all your money in PayPal lol
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Look at all the braindead chuds gobbling up this blatantly made up story from an official Russian state propaganda twitter account.
Elliot Page reportedly wants to 'DETRANSITION' due to 'lack of roles' following the Odyssey — Social Pulse
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This back-to-back wombo combo of Malfoid and Anakinposting
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Matt & Trey's batting average skyrocketed when smartphones with Google search on them became a thing at least.
rewatching south park rn and like matt and trey was lowkey wrong half the time
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Xanderhal retweeted
Chibi's Ex Liked this Tweet 😭
32 year old Chibi Reviews Confirms this is his Legacy. thank god this sack of shit will never Reproduce
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Rockstar actually gave that specific guy an early gta 6 review copy so this meme is 100% accurate to future events. Besides the day 1 spoilers, he also caused a small adpocalypse on Youtube when he started the trend of torturing and killing the suffragette in his RDR2 videos.
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This is still one of the greatest twitter posts of all time sometimes I'll just think about it and get a giggle fit
jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin
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