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I remain on Twitter out of spite. Ah ca ira, ah ca ira…

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Joined February 2013
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Me on Twitter in 2026:
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“Goaltending? Defense?”
Cali is called for cross-checking with 1:00 left in the second period. Huskies back to the power play. PC 4, UC 4
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Crush your enemy See him driven before you And hear the lamentation of the Ingraham
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I hate that our political discourse these days has sunk to the point where we are arguing about the Cheesecake Factory. I long for an earlier, more enlightened era when it would have all been about Fuddruckers.
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Final: Providence College 5, Lowell 2 They'll take 5-0 record into Halloween showdown in Hamden vs. Quinnipiac As advertised, Friars are fast, skilled and deep
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Up one after one. Friars with a 16-2 advantage in shots.
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I, Grover, have had MANY jobs! But, do you want to know my favorite job?! Making YOU smile! 💙
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Thank you all so much for your lovely birthday wishes. Much appreciated. It’s been a working birthday for me as lots to do before heading to Germany for #Timelash2026 and then to LA to film plus a little theatrical performance on the 1st November just before I leave! #busy
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cracks me up when people are like ‘oh if i lived in the middle ages they would have burned me as a witch’ no you’d be a normal farmer just like everyone else
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Well with last night’s craziness we managed to break 200 followers! Thanks to everyone as always for finding our Brownposting entertaining, even when we’re not talking about hockey
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I think it's bad that we have social media platforms where the quickest way to fame is to be as racist as possible.
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Sports radio in Boston is unlistenable. It's the same "everyone sucks" bullshit every single day. Here's proof ... 🙄
My takeaway of Drake Maye’s performance vs. Seattle.
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I know we all think this is funny, but American voters are so irredeemably stupid, this issue could work.
Sean Duffy: "You know the stop/start button on your car? I hate that thing. Thank you Lee Zeldin! He's gotten rid of it and the first cars without the stop/start button are rolling off the line."
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So that’s the deal now? Only awesome people die? One right after another? Rest In Peace, Tim Curry.
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I think we can all agree that stepping out toward the baseline in the middle of a WNBA game, getting ejected on purpose, and immediately claiming to be a victim is insanely pathetic
Full video of Enes Kanter Freedom being removed from the Sky–Fever game at Wintrust Arena after an altercation with Natasha Cloud.
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