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Fitness Twitter is like the gym: you see all the jacked and fit people, you start to feel small, and think maybe you're not trying hard enough—until you go to malls, petrol stations, parties, and even churches. That's when you realise you're far from mid. The algorithm just brings everyone together.
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Your relatable gym bro retweeted
When it’s time to pick the starting XI for Liverpool vs. Arsenal, you’ll all choose your players over Arsenal players, and you’ll still want to buy my mid players at the end of the day. Pick a struggle
Liverpool must watch Calafiori against France today Won't be hard to snatch him from Arsenal when we promise him he's going to start every game
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Na Courtois make the scoreline dey respectable lol. He say na defend lmao
We went to the Emirates to defend. lol smh
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Long distance una. I no fit do Ringroad to Challenge.
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Olise in that Bayern game and we are going home with 3 points lol.
my defender is the one giving a winger micheal olise a difficult time on the pitch. 😂 calafiori is a freak!
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Because say dem no allow you score 6 goals as usual lol.
Bro arsenal women team plays exactly like the men
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Sabem què volem. I sobretot 𝗖𝗢𝗠. 🔜 #BarçaArsenal
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I’m sure he backed that up with a trophy or two… Oh wait! 🌚🌚🌚
Odegaard is nowhere near as good as prime eriksen, not even close 👍🏻
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Abeokuta store next, be there. ✊
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Why Balon d’or winner no ddy there? No Pacho. No Gabriel. No Saliba.
“Rice would make it into any XI in the world”
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“Rice would make it into any XI in the world”
Congratulations to @Arsenal’s David Raya and @ManCity’s Erling Haaland, who make the 2026 @FIFPRO World 11 🌟 The team is voted for exclusively by professional footballers from around the world 🗳️
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They thought this was a gimmick. You will all learn lol.
People acting surprise when they see Arteta dominating the league and Pep already told them before he ran away
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The idea of Colwill is better than the player himself.
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Your relatable gym bro retweeted
Arsenal will just give up and preserve their energy for the next game, it’s not that hard, if you score 4, the gods have told them it’s not their day and they will take it like that but you will have to score 4 first
We all can banter Arsenal as much as we like but truth should be told. Arsenal can never comeback when losing 4:2 down. Prove me wrong 😁
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WE ARE IN YOUR CITY!!!!🕺❤️ We dreamed it. We worked for it. Now, we’re making it happen!🎉 We’re excited to announce the opening of our new store.🥹 The countdown is officially on!!!❤️ TWO MONTHS TO GO! 🚨 OPENING DATE : JANUARY 20,2027 #kistore #storeopening
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The problem about this new age rebuild is that you want to do everything at once and compete. You have to go through the humiliation process.
Chelsea in January transfer window: IN: • William Saliba – €95m • Alex Scott – €80m • Evanilson – €30m • Gabriel Gudmundsson – €15m OUT: • Malo Gusto – €55m • Wesley Fofana – €35m • Jamie Gittens – €75m • Geovany Quenda – Loan These January signings could be massive for us, especially if we can pull off the Saliba deal.
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Your relatable gym bro retweeted
My dream league title is 38 games 38 goals
we’ll win the league with fewer goals than Leicester 15/16
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‘Best attack’ but can’t equalize a goal?
See penalty that was given to Sunderland against Chelsea
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Awwwn winners always find a way to win, losers complain No be so una dey talk that time?
See penalty that was given to Sunderland against Chelsea
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