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Last film. Schmlast film.
Back the sequel to the best film ever made.
kickstarter.com/projects/ale…
zak orth retweeted
you should be able to hold down on the sandwich emoji and select different types of sandwiches like how you can with skin color
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woke 3.0 we are outlawing a simple black coffee. it's only drinks that are difficult for your dad to pronounce from now on
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The 2028 field is wide open for the Democrats, I could see almost anyone getting the nomination, but one issue that all contenders should be able to unite behind is a pledge to bulldoze this monstrosity on DAY ONE
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“How does it feel being a loser, Mr. President?”
- @SkyNews reporter @DominicWaghorn
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turtles are cool because they can live for over a hundred years and still have the same expression as a man who just found out his wife has a boyfriend
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my bank called to ask if i recognized a suspicious transaction and i said yes, it was me trying to enjoy my fucking life
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30 Rock never should have gone off the air. Ever since it ended it’s like we shut off the ghost containment grid in Ghostbusters and all the fake movies that were previously trapped in fiction are now flying around in the real world.
