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Created a short video for #Anglerfish
The narrative and meaning is too strong and sometimes we have to set the jokes aside and really understand how memetic engineering can help us all. To those with a little light… Just follow it. Hope you enjoy the video.
#Followthelight #Thelightstayson
AI governance with $XMR financial privacy
and we are good.
Here’s why Monero is the only thing that can actually save you and your family.
They can freeze your money. They can drain your bank. $XMR doesn’t care.
A French bank just got robbed for $130 million. Not some random customer. Their own accounts. Hackers walked in through a supplier, drained the money, and converted it to crypto like it was nothing.
In Paraguay, the central bank seized Ueno Bank, a digital bank with nearly 3 million customers (roughly 60% of the adult population), after its solvency ratio collapsed well below the legal minimum. Deposits were frozen overnight. People woke up locked out of their accounts, cards, and apps. No warning. No debate.
Imagine what that feels like: your life savings, your salary, your pension, gone from access in a single second because the bank was poorly run (or worse). Pensioners and ordinary savers suddenly couldn’t pay for food, medicine, or rent. Hundreds of millions in public pension money were also trapped.
I hope the people of Paraguay get a clear solution and their money back as quickly as possible. I’m sorry this is happening to them.
This is what “safe and regulated” looks like.
They can take it.
They can freeze it.
They can lose it.
And there’s nothing you can do about it once it’s gone.
Most people are still sitting in banks and transparent chains, fully exposed, praying the system doesn’t turn on them next. That’s not safety. That’s surrender.
This is why everyone needs to hold $XMR, you control the keys, no one can freeze it, and everything is untraceable.
AI is improving faster than most people realize. The next days and weeks could be decisive. Attackers are already using advanced AI to automate reconnaissance, craft perfect phishing, and find vulnerabilities at machine speed. Things that used to take teams of specialists can now be done by a small group (or even a single actor) with the right tools. We’re approaching a period where systems we assumed were “too big to fail” or “too complex to crack” get hit in ways most people are afraid to seriously consider, core infrastructure, payment rails, identity systems, supply chains, even things we currently treat as untouchable.
Quantum technology is also no longer science fiction. Practical quantum computers capable of breaking today’s widely used encryption are getting closer. When that threshold is crossed, a lot of currently “secure” systems (banks, exchanges, transparent blockchains, government databases) become retrospectively vulnerable. Records that were encrypted years ago could suddenly be readable. Private keys and signatures that look safe today won’t stay that way forever.
Add deepfakes, large-scale social engineering, AI-driven malware that adapts in real time, and coordinated attacks on both digital and physical infrastructure, and the attack surface is expanding rapidly.
Monero doesn’t ask permission.
It doesn’t show your balances.
It doesn’t let anyone freeze or track what you do with it the way transparent ledgers do.
When institutions fail (and they keep failing), the only money that actually survives is the money they can’t touch, freeze, or surveil. Everyone else is just waiting for their turn.
$XMR
The real difference between $XMR and $ZEC isn’t the tech.
It’s who actually holds the coins.
$XMR has been at billions for years. The supply is in the hands of people who’ve been waiting for banks to get hacked and governments to crack down. That moment is starting now and they’ll simply never sell their coins.
$ZEC lately got pushed to billions by some opportunists and @Mert, who brought the Solana degens into $ZEC. They’re the best at farming engagement on X, and that’s how he’s getting his exit liquidity right now. They’re already distributing and dumping into the narrative, while $XMR is just waking up for the moment it’s waited for since its creation.
That’s why $XMR will lead the future of privacy and hacking. Not even close.
Zero retweeted
Cash smells better when nobody knows you have it.
Hold solana:Cp6AVzuSJ8pDCkYGBxAX3p9Dk77pHSsd35yHh19GJC3i.
Stack monero:native.
Another reason to go solana:Cp6AVzuSJ8pDCkYGBxAX3p9Dk77pHSsd35yHh19GJC3i / $XMR
Zero retweeted
Every coin that graduates on StonkFun now gets a FREE Moby Pro upgrade.
The upgrade gives your coin a verified page on @mobyagent, where 50K+ traders can discover it.
See every whale holding the coin, and whale buys get posted to @whalewatchalert automatically.
Zero retweeted
A movement is brewing. If you see the vision, join up. Let's get to work.
solana:Cp6AVzuSJ8pDCkYGBxAX3p9Dk77pHSsd35yHh19GJC3i mode ON.
Group chat open: xitter.gq/i/chat/group_join/g210…
Zero retweeted
1/ Meet @0xEthan
He runs an extraction scheme on pumpfun
buy → callout → sell from side wallets
49 tokens. $125k in profits.
Zero retweeted
The NFTs are here. The website is live. Now it's your turn 🔥
Rock a $STONKINU PFP and get rewarded in $STONKINU.
To enter:
1. Follow us
2. Like + repost this post
3. Set a $STONKINU PFP
4. Reply "STONKINU" and tag a friend
Let's take over the timeline 🕶️
stonkinu.meme
Zero retweeted
For the sake of our industry. Our memes. And our people. Send stonkfun & obliterate the insidious forces that pay off everyone to destroy your dreams. Fuck pump fun in the ass forever.
Every big name in this space takes monthly payout just to FUCK YOU
We've all seen the regular stats about how bad @Pumpfun tokens are. About how the vast majority of traders lose money.
But the gigabytes of data I've been assembling over the past few days paints a much darker picture.
I've spun up a VPS and am in the process of backfilling a hoarde of data (burning a ton of Helius credits) and comparing @Pumpfun to @LaunchOnSF
Because of how many tokens are launched every single day the backfill process is still running, although I do have enough data to start being statistically accurate.
I'm capturing data for the entire last month as well as logging all new data in real time. An expensive project, but a valuable one.
For example, I already have learned:
Tokens that have graduated on @LaunchOnSF are 3X more likely to still be active within 24 hours than graduated tokens on @Pumpfun
That jumps to 5X a week after graduation.
While both launchpads have a less than 2% graduation success rate what happens next is the most telling.
Pump fun also has a much higher rate of "fake liquidity" (support being placed and then pulled before rug) than Stonk tokens.
How do I know?
My system is also tracking every single liquidity event. It's watching and logging every time people play games with liquidity in order to manipulate a chart.
More insights will be shared with the greater amount of data I capture/backfill.
This will be interesting.
We've all seen the regular stats about how bad @Pumpfun tokens are. About how the vast majority of traders lose money.
But the gigabytes of data I've been assembling over the past few days paints a much darker picture.
I've spun up a VPS and am in the process of backfilling a hoarde of data (burning a ton of Helius credits) and comparing @Pumpfun to @LaunchOnSF
Because of how many tokens are launched every single day the backfill process is still running, although I do have enough data to start being statistically accurate.
I'm capturing data for the entire last month as well as logging all new data in real time. An expensive project, but a valuable one.
For example, I already have learned:
Tokens that have graduated on @LaunchOnSF are 3X more likely to still be active within 24 hours than graduated tokens on @Pumpfun
That jumps to 5X a week after graduation.
While both launchpads have a less than 2% graduation success rate what happens next is the most telling.
Pump fun also has a much higher rate of "fake liquidity" (support being placed and then pulled before rug) than Stonk tokens.
How do I know?
My system is also tracking every single liquidity event. It's watching and logging every time people play games with liquidity in order to manipulate a chart.
More insights will be shared with the greater amount of data I capture/backfill.
This will be interesting.
Big chains & companies supporting pairings on @LaunchOnSF . This isn’t a meta, it’s meme innovation.
The Injective Trench Treasury has acquired 10% of the @NinjaCatSF supply.
NinjaCat launched on Solana via @LaunchOnSF with liquidity on @Raydium and lets users earn $INJ directly with revenue. The team has opened a new path for a legion of Solana users to discover INJ and has quietly built one of the most dedicated communities for Injective in the $SOL trenches.
This is a further signal for what what the Injective Trench Treasury was built for. Projects that bring real user discovery for Injective with organic growth and unique value accrual mechanisms for INJ will be prioritized.
To builders, put INJ at the core of what you ship with real innovation and the Trench Treasury will be here for you.
To the NinjaCat community, welcome to the ninja family.





















