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Joined December 2010
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when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower
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Ngl I grew up calling β€œGhost Face” Scream. I did not know this nigga name was ghost face
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"vocΓͺ se importa se a gente cancelar?" eu:
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neurodivergent people will retuse to watch the show everyone's obsessed with for two years, finally give in, and then become the most obsessed person alive. we didn't miss the hype. we just needed it to be our idea.
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She used to get tore up for not sitting still!
The β€œ IT GIRL β€œ toy back in my era πŸŽ€
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I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being Nene for halloween
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chris hargensen is carrie red
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Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out πŸ‘Ž
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i was always taught A comes before E; you’ll Affect something first and see the Effect of it after
Affect vs Effect be whooping my ass
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Every single commercial is for alcohol, glp-1, sports betting, or AI
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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.
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If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @hotmail, or @msn... you have seniority on the internet.
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Being physically out of shape AND financially unstable while actively looking for a partner is fucking insane to me.
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I’m looking into El NiΓ±o because Gavin Newsom is declaring a state emergency early on it and tell me why CNN is talking about a 450,000 predicted death rate worldwide in the next six months by this?
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I like using twitter because none of my friends use it
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Mans left a woman on the side of the road in the SOUTH after an argument and he think he can explain it to the point where he’s the victim in this?
he should actually just shut up
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Leaving a woman at a random gas station at night by herself is horrible but in Oklahoma that is actually deranged. .
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I cannot stand washing machines that lock the lid mid-cycle. Just let me open it and add the socks I literally just found. Why does adding one extra piece of clothing require a full security clearance?
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he genuinely snuck into the villa
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Now that Apple TV is free, I want to tell everyone to go watch Margo’s Got Money Troubles. Go go go!!
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