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I like things & stuff. I can't cook but I love trying.

Australia
Joined April 2018
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Ooh. Fisticuffs Fiji v NZ
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My birthday is on Tuesday. Can I have one of these please 🤗
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Cheers Muchachos 😎
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M1 drivers left speechless this morning after a Beenleigh man rolled past on what can only be described as the future of budget motoring four little yellow wheels, zero excuses. Absolute unit of Australian engineering Who needs a spare when you’ve got rollerblades? #Beenleigh #M1 #Queensland
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I fucking, fucking, FUCKING HATE writing about "antisemitism". I am so motherfucking SICK of it. I hate the word. I hate the rapey, gaslighting way all western institutions are constantly forcing this fake narrative down our throats that opposing genocide and apartheid and crazy wars means you secretly hate some random tiny religious group. Hate it, hate it, HATE it. But I have to keep writing about it, because if you let them control the narrative it just takes over and becomes the consensus reality. So essay after essay after motherfucking essay I find myself writing "Uh no actually it's not a hate crime to say you shouldn't drop military explosives on buildings full of children" like a fucking moron, over and over and over again. These freaks make me fucking sick. I hate the way they're constantly trying to stick their gross, rapey fingers into our minds and convince us we think things we don't think and feel things we don't feel. They never stop. They're like a cloud of gnats on a humid summer day constantly trying to fly into your nose, mouth and eyes. You swat them away and they're back an instant later, swarming, suffocating. Pieces of shit. Fucking disgusting, evil scumbags.
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🙄 there goes all the toilet paper....
🚨BREAKING NEWS: 🇺🇸 | El Pentágono y el FBI llaman a los ciudadanos de EE.UU y al resto del mundo a acumular suministros y prepararse para un escenario de catástrofe global.
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Assistance is needed at the self-checkout counter at Costco. Also this is one of the coolest Halloween costumes I have ever seen! 😂😂
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Wordle 1,959 3/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Pizza 🙂
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No, you forgot to do your tax return. Whoops 🙄😄
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Today's outfit for a gorgeous Spring Day! Morning Muchachos 🙋‍♀️
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I made you Beef Stroganoff 🙂🤗
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I just threw a nob of butter into the boiling pasta water instead of the pasta....distracted much? 😂🙄 I'm such a ditz😄
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Serbians stormed a TV studio and confronted its editor-in-chief after a student-led protest movement swept into power during national elections. A regional public broadcaster also apologised for years of one-sided reporting, raising hopes for a new era in the country’s media.
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I applied for a job through Seek yesterday. Says it's been viewed by the employer and I had to send pics of my licence & face. I hate that!!! Hopefully will lead to an interview at least 🤷‍♀️
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Dammit. I caved. Really want to try this butchers sausages. I got 8 thin plain beef ones. Came to $21.60. So many flavours!
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😄😄 World's Wildest Police Videos A chase in Brisbane, Australia.... Chasing a Kingswood 🤭
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