Author: THE SLUM SPORT, story of 85/86. Ghosted: THE THIRD DEGREE. Sports Journalism course director, B'ham City Uni. Sports journalist (28 yrs & counting)

West Midlands
Joined January 2019
...and then they all broke into a rousing rendition of 'God Save The King'. Thank goodness Emma limited replies to this utter BS, thus enabling us to circulate it to even more people.
Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
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I’ve watched several videos of Barack Obama’s speech in Michigan, and God, do I miss having a president who can speak in complete sentences and has a vocabulary beyond that of a 12-year-old.
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This, 💯 %
Forget Michael Carrick and all the rest of it. Manchester United, now and for a while, are a consequence of the disgraceful moment in May 2005 that should never have been allowed to occur. Took two decades but the chickens are very much home and roosting
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Chris Lepkowski (new account) retweeted
Manchester United's rabble of pathetic, over-entitled players push Carrick towards his place in the club's endless winter. But the chaos that has gripped United is not on him. It's on the Glazers, Ratcliffe, Berrada and Wilcox. dailymail.com/sport/football…
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I'm also convinced United lose to Brentford, Bournemouth or Brighton on such a frequent basis that it now feels normal. Their annual crisis is always courtesy of aone of those sides, seemingly
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Called a 2-0 United defeat in a prediction competition I'm party to and now regret not going in harder. They really are rancid
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Chris Lepkowski (new account) retweeted
No, Thierry Henry did not lobby for more than a points deduction for Manchester City. Kylian Mbappe did not comment on Vinicius Jr’s sending off. Jamie Carragher did not rail against refereeing in Liverpool against City. This is football’s fake quotes factory and the reasons behind a growing problem on social media. 📝 @SebSB 🔗 nyti.ms/4ke2eeL
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NEW EPISODE: Damp Squib at Drip-Dale... Why couldn't The Baggies perform better at Preston? #wba @GoldbergRadio @_ChrisLepkowski youtu.be/qzphHYkb-Co?si=TfHF…
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‘I won’t rest until I’ve sold off all the nation’s utilities and fucked the next three generations’
When Thatcher was Prime Minister, she reportedly slept for 4 hours per night, worked up until 2am and didn’t like going on holidays. Fast forward 30+ years and our current Prime Minister has enough time to do a softball interview on LADbible and appear on Googlebox. Decline.
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Burnley 22nd in the Championship, players not responding to coach Nicky Hayen, whacked 4-1 by Lincoln City, so no great surprise that Hayen sacked after 14 games (one win). But… even by football standards the club's curt 26-word dismissal statement is unnecessarily brutal (and naïve) for four reasons... First, it’s classless towards a departing member of staff, however underachieving, so what does that say about the owners’ treatment of people? What message does it send to potential successors? Second, Hayen was the board’s appointment. What does that say about their judgement? Nb: new technical director incoming who should understand football better than chairman Alan Pace. Third, it highlights the mess, not least in recruitment, that Hayen stepped into. Did he have a chance? Relegated squad, sold best players (last two club POTYs Flemming & Esteve + Anthony), is there enough fight in the team? Fourth, highlights the club’s financial problems. Burnley used to be well-run. Board have to make the right appointment, remember Burnley are a football club as well as a business and engage better with increasingly disaffected fans. Burnley fans deserve better than what Pace and ALK Capital are giving them. #twitterclarets
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As someone works in human rights, I’ve never seen anything like the Epstein files in my 15-year career Raped Cannibalized Trafficked Filmed Terrorized Tortured Murdered 13, 14, 15 year children ZERO arrests. Not a single girl got justice. THOUSANDS have been arrested for criticising Israel. ZERO have been arrested for raping children. I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now.
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Time for one of these polls thingies. Where do you expect #wba to finish this season?
1%top 2
28%3rd-8th?
71%9th-16th?
1%17th-24th?
358 votes • Final results
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One of the best books out there
𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | AJAX, THE DUTCH, THE WAR by @KuperSimon An alternative account of WWII, looking at the lives of the footballers who played for the Dutch club, the officials and the ordinary fans who challenged the War in occupied Europe. 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/…
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Genuinely intrigued by this take. Where do people expect us to be? We are fifth in the table, with a wage bill which I estimate to be about 13th in the division based on various sources of salary distribution. I'd take 8th right now!
Why are we serving up these abysmal performances ffs #wba
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Time for one of these polls thingies. Where do you expect #wba to finish this season?
1%top 2
28%3rd-8th?
71%9th-16th?
1%17th-24th?
358 votes • Final results
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I feel for James Maddison but it’s time to admit defeat. Shave it off and become a YouTuber. Why delay the inevitable on both counts?
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🚨 POINTLESS STAT OF THE DAY #186 THE EARLIEST HATRICK IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL KONE IN 15! Richard Kone has scored a hat-trick in the 2nd, 9th and 15th minutes for QPR against Swansea this afternoon. Sadio Mané scored in the 13th, 14th and 16th minutes, setting the Premier League record for the fastest hat-trick but Kone has completed his a WHOLE minute earlier. Wolves' historical records identify Roy Swinbourne's hat-trick in the opening 20 minutes in 1952 as the earliest Football League treble. Kone has gone five minutes earlier than that. Bizarrely against a Swansea defence only conceding 8 goals before today. Has QPR's striker just set an English league record? 🤔 Anyone know of an earlier hat-trick? Use this information wisely. 🤓
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That was a hard going first half. MOTM so far: Storm Boelo; a lot of huffing and puffing.
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This is brilliant. The excellent Brian Glanville not having Joe Mercer's suggestions. You might like this @draper_rob & @jonawils
BBC Nationwide July 1977 Don Revie was the subject of discussion, after his resignation from the England managers job. John Stapleton conducts the discussion with Joe Mercer and Brian Glanville of the Sunday Times. #England
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