“Salty Underachieving Lefty”

Manchester
Joined February 2009
Casemiro after Christmas.
Erik ten Hag says he doesn't expect Casemiro and Lisandro Martinez back before Christmas.
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First training session Dalot stumbles into him and knocks him off his skateboard.
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Just get Conte in or the German Millhouse and just crack on getting relegated.
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United would have to fork out up to £6M in compensation to land Eddie Howe if they attempted to replace Michael Carrick with the former Newcastle manager. [@TelegraphDucker]
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Why does he go to watch all the youth games then continues not to play Lacey, Amass or any of the lads that train with the first team? Then continues to carry on with likes of Dalot and Mount.
🚨 JUST IN: Michael Carrick arrived at Carrington five minutes ago to watch the U21s' in their behind closed doors game. [@StevenRailston]
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Were these quotes for when he was playing under, Ole, Amorim or Carrick?
🚨🗣️ Harry Maguire: “We need to ASK ourselves, look at ourselves in the mirror, reflect on what more we can do and what more we can bring to the team. “This season we haven't performed WELL enough as individuals. We didn't deserve anything from the game”. #MUFC
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Lads that have been buying season tickets since 2005 singing about the owners still. Amazing you can still have energy for that.
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Last season should have been a last for so many of these.
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10 minutes for Lacey, cheers Michael.
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Maguire pointed for the goalie to come Get the ball because he was too slow himself 😆 Comedy all round.
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We need a midfield rebuild..
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Worse than Amorim this.
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Tielemans in this position only works if we have sustained possession
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Fair play to Carrick, Cunha and Fernandes chinned.
Today's United starting XI! 💪🇾🇪
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Would be nice to see Amad or Lacey play where Fernandes does. It'll be Tielemans but still, no Fernandes.
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About fucking time
EXC: Bruno Fernandes dropped to the bench by Michael Carrick for Bournemouth visit. #MUFC head coach aiming to turn around team’s results in a pivotal moment for him. Fernandes, out of form, criticised tactics in Como. Details ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7722277…
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Gaza hopefully.
Bruno Fernandes is everywhere in football. He's confused about where to play next season #mufc
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Didn't Dan Ashworth get fired for wanting Howe to replace ETH? Clowns these lot.
🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United technical director Jason Wilcox is leaning towards appointing Eddie Howe if Michael Carrick is sacked. [@alex_crook]
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Nagelsmann will have no chance. You're not going to have much luck trying to get Rashford and Dalot to understand tactics you've designed on Command & Conquer. Stay at home with your bow and arrow and skateboard.
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Bruno calling out Carrick, Martinez the same with Wilcox. They might not be far wrong but the sheer arrogance to think they can just do it in front of the world. They should both be left out the team then sold in Jan.
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Manchester United manager
name one job you’re 200% sure ai can never replace
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Looked better without Fernandes btw
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