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BREAKING: An internal investigation found that the Spurs winning the lottery in 2023 and selecting Victor Wembanyama may have been fixed. Sources say the league wanted to the Spurs to contend to create a rivalry with the Thunder and increase ratings.
A massive scandal is about to emerge.
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This account self-identifies as satire/commentary and posts fabricated "BREAKING" claims. No reports or evidence support an internal NBA investigation finding the 2023 draft lottery fixed; it used standard secure ping-pong ball procedures.
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My first win since my dad passed. I don’t like to talk about it much, but the last two months have been really tough. I’m missing my crew chief, my driver coach, my dad, the guy who I looked up to more anyone. I know he would be proud the way I ran the top (much better than him lol) to win my first Micro A-Main at Port City. We love and miss you so much dad.💚
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NO FIREWORKS. STRICT ENFORCEMENT ACTIONS.
Unincorporated Jefferson County is under a Stage 2 Fire Ban. All fireworks are illegal.
That means all fireworks. Legal, illegal, small, big, loud, sparkly. ALL are illegal.
Due to the current fire danger, the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office will employ an aggressive enforcement approach for violations of the Sheriff’s Stage 2 Fire Ban. Individuals who violate the restrictions should expect strict enforcement action.
To report illegal fireworks, please do not call 911 unless there is an injury, fire, or immediate threat to life or property.
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Jarred Simon retweeted
A celeb casually walking by a fentanyl addict on his way to a $100,000 court side ticket is SO 2026
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NBC really thinks the 2k camera angle out of quarters and timeout is fire😭
Get rid of that shit
Jarred Simon retweeted
The sad thing is, i actually really respect and like Vrabel, Maye and Mack Hollins. The thing that really pisses me off about the Patriots is that Stefon Diggs is a piece of shit human who spun a narrative that the Bills and Josh Allen were the bad guys that the media ran with. He then proceeded to knock up like 7 women while with his current girlfriend, then strangled a woman and got his court case moved to after the Super Bowl. And the media is acting like he’s some “feel good” story of a Phoenix rising from the ashes. It’s disgusting. #NEPats
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Drunk and about to cry talking about the 2025 Oklahoma Sooners. What a fun team.
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Just rewatched the Goal line stand from OU v Texas 2023. Unreal.
Never in the rivalry’s history has a team had bigger nuts.
Times that come close:
OU safety vs Texas ‘18 CCG
OU final drive ‘23
Roy Williams Superman ‘01
Kennedy Brooks game winner ‘21
Texas sucks. Fuck Texas.
