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Insatiably curious, deep-end jumper-inerer, autocorrect wrestler, collector of sounds, feels, moments. eye@kinkyelephant on Mastondon she/her His πŸ’‹β€πŸ’‹ NSFW

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Joined February 2015
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#ThreeThings Three lovely, glorious, but mostly small and ordinary things that spark joy, happiness, and pleasure in my day Use the hashtag above if you want to join in (use caps to help those with reading apps)
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M.DwaD sleep-talks. This morning it was 'Get in here, NOW!' Ooh! Be still my beating heart! πŸ’‹β€οΈπŸ’‹
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How are we all doing? I was despairing, now I'm angry crocheting
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Fyfe Robertson heads to Barnsley to explore the traditional game 'Nipsy' before it disappears altogether. Known locally as 'Piggy' or 'Peggy', this lively game sees players strike a wooden piece into the air and hit it again mid-flight, with locals measuring the distance.
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It's apparently 'International Control Room Week' this week. Appropriately, nobody told us. πŸ˜‚ Since, as many of you know, I work as a Route Controller in a railway Control, I thought it might be a lark to share (as much as I can...) a 'day in the life' of my desk. 🧡
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An early Halloween cartoon for @GuardianBooks
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I've know I've posted this before, but I have gained a few more followers since who may not have seen it Summer 1896: Children shrimp fishing, filmed by the LumiΓ©re Brothers thought originally to be French, but recently discovered to be filmed in England Enhanced by JP Lillenfeld
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Love the colours at sunset here 😍
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#TodaysLegs Not bad if I say do myself πŸ˜‚
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Karma on Love is Blind Habibi deciding to end her relationship because her fiancΓ© said it’s either him or her love of dancing. Not only did she choose dancing, she gave us a mfin word too.
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Holiday eve, so of course, because the fridge has been emptied, it's chip, fried eggs and beans for tea, cooked by my love πŸ’‹β€οΈπŸ’‹ #HesAKeeper #HesDefinitelyAKeeper #IfWeTookAHoliday #JustSomeTimeToCelebrate #ThirdAnniversary #ItWouldBeSoFine
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Today me is very grateful to past me who checked the prices of flights and decided a Monday to Monday holiday was a good thing. A whole weekend to sort house and pack. Home to clean sheets next week 😍
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Portugal on Monday 🀩
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My love is poorly, has been in bed all day. Hoping it isn't COVID!
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The old Microsoft commercials with Steve Ballmer were the best
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Bit of a month my twits. Ex has been diagnosed with prostate cancer and now has had strokes. ES is on a holiday and YS is in bits at being so far away. Tricky times for them πŸ’”
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Is any of it going to fit him?
Lingerie retailer Bravissimo, which was set up by entrepreneur Sarah Tremellen almost 30 years ago, has been sold to a Japanese giant. bit.ly/3BesAsH
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This evening's feet πŸ˜‚
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