Insatiably curious, deep-end jumper-inerer, autocorrect wrestler, collector of sounds, feels, moments. eye@kinkyelephant on Mastondon she/her His 💋❤💋 NSFW
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Fyfe Robertson heads to Barnsley to explore the traditional game 'Nipsy' before it disappears altogether. Known locally as 'Piggy' or 'Peggy', this lively game sees players strike a wooden piece into the air and hit it again mid-flight, with locals measuring the distance.
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It's apparently 'International Control Room Week' this week. Appropriately, nobody told us. 😂
Since, as many of you know, I work as a Route Controller in a railway Control, I thought it might be a lark to share (as much as I can...) a 'day in the life' of my desk.
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An early Halloween cartoon for @GuardianBooks
ALT Two figures sit on benches beside a lake. They are both reading books. One figure is labeled “Reading a vampire novel”, the other is labeled “Vampire reading a novel”. In the lake, the human reader, book and bench are perfectly reflected, but the vampire’s book appears to be floating above an empty bench.
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I've know I've posted this before, but I have gained a few more followers since who may not have seen it
Summer 1896: Children shrimp fishing, filmed by the Lumiére Brothers thought originally to be French, but recently discovered to be filmed in England
Enhanced by JP Lillenfeld
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Is any of it going to fit him?
Lingerie retailer Bravissimo, which was set up by entrepreneur Sarah Tremellen almost 30 years ago, has been sold to a Japanese giant.
bit.ly/3BesAsH
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If women really could ‘fuck their way to the top’, there’d be a hell of a lot more of us up there
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Here's that 1970s macho smut books alignment grid you asked for.
It was you, right? xitter.gq/PulpLibrarian/status/1…
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#OnThisDay 1981: A tiny baby squirrel is discovered in Oxfordshire by BBC producer John Paling.
Running out of ideas, John turns to his cat Beauty to act as adoptive mother.